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Masterchef 2017

...Ray's failing big time... and he was the one that put himself there too... that's gonna hurt if he goes home from his own choice isn't it?... I'd hate to be one of his patients if that happens lol!... cheers.
 
...jeez!... Pia's nailing this so far... she looks so relaxed and seems like she's really enjoying herself... go Pia!... cheers.
 
...Eloise is starting to give me the irrits with saying that EVERYTHING she cooks is so bloody perfect all of the time... is that why she isn't the winner of EVERY episode then?... come on Eloise... come back down to Earth so that I don't start disliking you dearie... cheers.
 
...how many times do we hear them telling us in the Ads... "you are going to be cooking something that you've NEVER... EVER... have cooked before!"... how many friggin' times?... cheers.
 
...here we go... crane boy Pete is about to be the 2nd male in the bottom 3... one more male to go... cheers.
 
...Eloise is female... pretty... she's okay too... after all... she did tell us all just how perfect her cooking is after all didn't she?... (I'm a cynical git aren't I?... lol!)... cheers.
 
...maybe it won't be 3 males as per usual?... I hope that Pia scrapes through this... I doubt it though... cheers.
 
...Pia will be safe with cooking off against Ray and crane boy Pete though tomorrow night... she should kill them off easily methinks!... cheers.
 
...**WANKFEST ALERT!**... that 'TOWER OF TERROR' thing that's on tomorrow night's show sounds like yet another total wank-a-thon to me... those things always spoil the show for me... cheers.
 
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