Masterchef 2017

[Melore]

Oh, how depressing.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what's coming up is the part that shit's me to tears... giving petty mindless reasons as to why Tamara wants them out... they justify their drivel by saying such trite statements that mean jack-shit about the final result... I just hate it!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Yep. The show ends here. I have no desire at all to see the princess in the final, or crowned the winner (which it seems is the way it is, because she said so)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...we all know what is going down here so what else is there to watch on TV?... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I hate television.

Oh, that made me laugh!

 

[Tuttle]

Well now I'm wondering if I should bother with Survivor, considering the abortion they've made of this COOKING show.[DOUBLEPOST=1500287876][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, wait, that would be Karlie. Surprise.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...just fucking get on with it and tell us that Sarah is going you arseholes!... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Oh that hurts

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...FUCK YOU!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

And that's how you turn a winning formula into a stupid showcase for someone nobody else likes. Congrats 10. You done it again.

 

[Fuzz]

Blonde power.
Can't cook?
Blonde it up. G&G go mad for the blonde.

 

[delcan]

It was a stupid dish. Not even a known chef.

Oh just shut up George!

Thanks for reminding us of all the times Sarah saved your girlfriend!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...did you see the smug smile on Gary's face just then?... he just knows that his girl Tamara is happy with what they have done that's why... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Oh fuck off tamara

 

[Tuttle]

What a champ, she doesn't need you lot George, there were no tears, she's a go getter, not a publicity hound (like your bitch, who's prominent yet again)

 

[delcan]

FFS THAT VILE BITCH EVEN MADE SARAH'S ELIMINATION ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fuzz]

Best cook goes home.
Sarah now working with australian pork.
She got great work experience in that with Gary.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...a surprise elimination for tomorrow night?... which of Tamara's biggest rivals is the next best victim?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

And I'm surprised that I just don't care anymore. You can take your favourites and stuff yourselves with them.

Thanks for the journey posters.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Best cook goes home.
Sarah now working with australian pork.
She got great work experience in that with Gary.

...bwahahaha!... #2 lol!... cheers.