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Masterchef 2017

Sam and Diane, has anyone mentioned that yet? Cheers!

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...hahaha!... how funny is that?... lol!... great pick-up there oddjob... cheers.
 
...well thanks for a brilliant night folks!... I loved tonight's show... (except for Tamara's screeching squealing voice of course)... it was always a foregone conclusion that Tamara and that other girl... um?... what's her name?... oh that's right!... SARAH!... were going to win it of course... Tamara is so entitled... she HAS to win... **SIGH**... but all in all... I think that Callan will do well tomorrow just as long as he doesn't panic... he is by far the better cook of the group so I'm quietly confident that he will prevail... anyhow... thanks everyone for the fun... cheers.
 
The judging of Callan and Eliza's was sickening. There are ways to point out the differences without hailing Eliza as the new messiah while shitting on Callan and kicking him while he's down. Not nice at all. I bet Eliza will hold it against him too.

...I so agree with that Meglos... Callan was actually being totally humiliated by Gary and George's comments... it was so cruel and judgemental... how dare them!... it was so sickening to watch that Salem Witch Trial... it's a wonder that they didn't burn him at the stake... I can just see it now... Gary saying "I bags his right leg when he's well done!"... bastards!... cheers.
 
Oops sorry, I meant Eloise, I always get them confused, not by face but the names.

Good on Matt for picking Arum! and Eliza, but a knee in the groin for Gary and George, of COURSE they picked whichever team Tamara is on, she didn't even need to cook. The Tamaracount tonight was astronomical too.
 
...I feel so sick when I look at Gary sometimes... when I see that nasty streak on that fat piggy wiggy face of his I just want to smack him one (and trust me... I am NOT a violent type of man... far from it actually)... I bet that if I hit him with a Tazer that I would get some Pork crackling off him... what a slobbering pig of a man he is... shame on him!... cheers.
 
Oops sorry, I meant Eloise, I always get them confused, not by face but the names.

Good on Matt for picking Arum! and Eliza, but a knee in the groin for Gary and George, of COURSE they picked whichever team Tamara is on, she didn't even need to cook. The Tamaracount tonight was astronomical too.

..now this is the very reason that I don't give Matt such a hard time on this thread because he is always silently 'protesting' about what Gary and George so blatantly do on the show to favour their 'pets'... and I'm sure that it shits him big time on the inside... both Gary and George look down their noses at Matt because the are both 'Chefs' (for want of a better word) **SNORT** and he is just a mere 'home cook' so they do not take him seriously at all as far as I'm concerned but I'm convinced that Matt does things such as this just to upset them by deviating from the 'script'... this is why I have time for Matt... he's silently fighting for us on the inside from the way that I see it at least... cheers.
 
...I feel so sick when I look at Gary sometimes... when I see that nasty streak on that fat piggy wiggy face of his I just want to smack him one (and trust me... I am NOT a violent type of man... far from it actually)... I bet that if I hit him with a Tazer that I would get some Pork crackling off him... what a slobbering pig of a man he is... shame on him!... cheers.
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...Bwahahaha!... one final crack up for the night for me Fuzz!... bloody brilliant my friend!... and... that guy got killed instantly on that clip because I remember that it was some show like 'Russia's got Talent' or something similar... of all the stupid things to do eh?... cheers.
 
...Bwahahaha!... one final crack up for the night for me Fuzz!... bloody brilliant my friend!... and... that guy got killed instantly on that clip because I remember that it was some show like 'Russia's got Talent' or something similar... of all the stupid things to do eh?... cheers.

I just googled and I think it was fake? I hope so because I don't like watching real deaths and I had liked that post. But yes, stupid.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/russiantalent.asp
 
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