Masterchef 2017

[Desertsands]

...well they did say that a 'favourite' would be going tonight so no doubt it is one of their favourites and not one of ours... far be it that us viewers are of any importance in their minds... if we all wish hard enough collectively then could it possibly work that Tamara does go home tonight?... naaaaaaaah!... who am I kidding?... of course it's not Tamara that's going lol!... cheers.

I'm doing my Tamara goes home dance. Idiotic grin in front of the mirror lack of cameras

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...you know how they make fried ice-cream?... Tamara will just fry a turd in breadcrumbs and serve it up so she'll be right... cheers.

...ha!... was I close?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Sam getting trolled

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I'm doing my Tamara goes home dance. Idiotic grin in front of the mirror lack of cameras

...bwahahahaha!... my first tonight!... well done Desertsands lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Sam not looking good, except they don't like him.

 

[Melore]

I don't understand the butter thing...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Sam getting trolled

...yup!... Callan will be next and then whatever males are left... they'll disrupt them one by one as per usual... arseholes!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Michelle does pretty good for a 19 year old.

I reckon she's in danger tonight. Trying to work from the dish to the concept.

Evening all.

 

[Melore]

Heston's look of contempt when Callan guessed his meatfruit. WTF!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'd flick gravy or sauce... oopsies!... I mean 'jus' all over their fresh suits with a spatula just to piss them off away from me... that'd do it... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Arum! is my favourite because he's so normal - nervous, fidgety, flustered. I don't know where the girls get all their confidence from but it always come across as "look at me, I'm so wonderful" and I just tune out. (Not all the girls, Sarah is the exception and she's my other favourite).

Yeah, I like him too, he doesn't really buy into the hype very much.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I reckon she's in danger tonight. Trying to work from the dish to the concept.

Evening all.

...hi oddjob... who do you think is going my friend?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I think a lot of them are really struggling with this concept, if you want to cook a dessert, make it look like a zucchini, or a potato, and vice versa.[DOUBLEPOST=1498125172][/DOUBLEPOST]

I reckon she's in danger tonight. Trying to work from the dish to the concept.

Evening all.

I think so too, Sam seems to be too, but since when have they been favourites?

 

[Tuttle]

Okay, maybe Sam can turn this around.

 

[oddjob]

...yup!... Callan will be next and then whatever males are left... they'll disrupt them one by one as per usual... arseholes!... cheers.

LO, it was foretold, and so it came to pass...

 

[Tuttle]

Bugger! Seems like the princess is safe

 

[delcan]

I have concerns they are going to hate Sarah's concept - it sounds fine to me but I don't know

Heston loves Tamara's idea. What a fucking shock

 

[oddjob]

...hi oddjob... who do you think is going my friend?... cheers.

I think Mish will go, especially based on the preview.

 

[Tuttle]

Yeah, that'll fix it Eloise

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think a lot of them are really struggling with this concept, if you want to cook a dessert, make it look like a zucchini, or a potato, and vice versa.

...I would get two giant long sized Cucumbers and hollow them out and put white creamy sauce inside them and would then shove them right up Gary and George's ars... oopsies!... did I say that out loud?... sorry!... ... cheers.