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Masterchef 2017

I hope Arum's and Ray's blitz them with flavour, flavour, flavour...

Yes, Gary will say, but we eat with our eyes and Tamara's inventive twigless landscape under flood expresses the essential heart of this tart.

...maybe she'll call it a homage to all of the recent Queensland floods or something to make it sound good perhaps?... cheers.
 
The problem is, we've been shown that the princess could serve up shit on toast and they'd wax lyrically on how she overcame hardtimes (self inflicted) and presented something vaguely similar to what was asked of her, you eat with your eyes, you know (depending on what she presents of course)[DOUBLEPOST=1497263429][/DOUBLEPOST]
Gary's rueful expressions watching Tamara. We had you pegged for the win, you darling little fairy blossom! Don't worry, we'll shoehorn you back into the comp tomorrow night.
I am very worried that you are correct.
 
Sam:
- Gary and Matt are scowling
- Sam is worried about the crema
- Baldie thinks the chocolate decoration could be finer
- Issues with the layers
- they like the base
- caramel is good, so is banana
- "too soft" "missing passionfruit"

Dead. Man. Walking
 
...oh dear... they're saving Tomorrow for last... that way they can pick shit out of the other 3 and find the weakness in their dishes in order to praise hers up enough to make her survive this... cheers.
 
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