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Masterchef 2017

...h okay... so it's Callan/Ben/Karlie/Pete/Samuel/Jess/Nichole and Michelle... I reckon that it'll be either Jess or Nichole that goes just as long as Callen doesn't panic and lose... if Callen goes tomorrow night and Ray stays then I will not be responsible for my following actions from that point onwards... that's all that I'm saying... cheers.

Jess seems to be struggling every episode now, but any of the others going bar Callan wouldn't surprise me.
 
Happy with that result. Tamara is a pain, but I liked the rest of her team.
My faves Arum! and Sarah are safe.
Jess can join Tamara on the annoying bench.
I hate it when they talk up their dish. "I'm going to make a beautiful sauce". Yeah, let the judges decide how beautiful it is.
Shame Ray's team carried him, I didn't see him do a thing other than move in excruciating slow motion.

So much gravelly shouting tonight, eating with ,mouths open and talking with food in mouths,
And George's mixed metaphors. "Walk out of here with your chests held high".
 
...h okay... so it's Callan/Ben/Karlie/Pete/Samuel/Jess/Nichole and Michelle... I reckon that it'll be either Jess or Nichole that goes just as long as Callen doesn't panic and lose... if Callen goes tomorrow night and Ray stays then I will not be responsible for my following actions from that point onwards... that's all that I'm saying... cheers.

Not even trying to be funny, but there's a Nicole/Nichole? I assume she's one of the blonde ones. So she's not going home yet.

I hope Callan, Ben and Pete are safe out of that lot.
 
Not even trying to be funny, but there's a Nicole/Nichole? I assume she's one of the blonde ones. So she's not going home yet.

I hope Callan, Ben and Pete are safe out of that lot.


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...yup!... this is Nicole (my mistake putting an 'h' in her name I must confess)... she's blond and her mouth moves now and then but other than that she's just bland wallpaper to me... cheers.
 
Oh, I love the team challenges, and that was a beauty. It also means the editors stop shoving the same couple of people in our face every few minutes and we get to see some of the others. I'm always out on a Wednesday night so I don't get to comment during the show, but there were some great comments by the contestants on the fly. I loved Samuel's sad voice-over at the end of the challenge, "You live and learn."

I think the red team were mugs letting Jess guestimate another of her 'memorised' surefire recipes in another dessert - even she brought up her sponge disaster in the Pizza restaurant challenge.

They are booting out the males at a rate of knots, so I wouldn't be sad to see a woman go this elimination. I hope it's not little Michelle, though.
 
...h okay... so it's Callan/Ben/Karlie/Pete/Samuel/Jess/Nichole and Michelle... I reckon that it'll be either Jess or Nichole that goes just as long as Callen doesn't panic and lose... if Callen goes tomorrow night and Ray stays then I will not be responsible for my following actions from that point onwards... that's all that I'm saying... cheers.

Yes! Callan must stay! I'm still sulking every time the intro rolls and I see Bryan - who should still be there!
 
Yes! Callan must stay! I'm still sulking every time the intro rolls and I see Bryan - who should still be there!

...I was so gutted when Bryan went Melore... he was so much better a cook than all but 2-3 of them as far as I was concerned... someone on the night on this thread mentioned that perhaps he could come back with a 'second chance' challenge or something similar... I so wish that could happen... I really do... to think that Ray is still there and Bryan isn't tears strips off me... I just hate the injustice of it all... cheers.
 
Oh, I love the team challenges, and that was a beauty. It also means the editors stop shoving the same couple of people in our face every few minutes and we get to see some of the others. I'm always out on a Wednesday night so I don't get to comment during the show, but there were some great comments by the contestants on the fly. I loved Samuel's sad voice-over at the end of the challenge, "You live and learn."

I think the red team were mugs letting Jess guestimate another of her 'memorised' surefire recipes in another dessert - even she brought up her sponge disaster in the Pizza restaurant challenge.

They are booting out the males at a rate of knots, so I wouldn't be sad to see a woman go this elimination. I hope it's not little Michelle, though.

... I love the Team challenges for that very reason too Melore although their choice of captain in Tamara for that team was such an awful choice that it was beyond bearing for us viewers in my opinion... she is so up herself that it's intolerable... and yes... the red team were mugs letting Jesse do that (hopefully my prediction is right and Jesse goes tonight... she's not a very good cook in my opinion)... and yes... the males are only going so far because Gary and George don't fancy any of them... they're not 'pretty young things' like their beloved girls.... that's why!... (yes I am a cynical little git aren't I?)... lol!... cheers.
 
In my mind, all the camera people and most of the producers (as well as the judges) are middle-aged men. It's the only explanation I can come up with for why they focus on some of the female contestants to the point you want to reach through the screen and brain them!

Or there is a template, smiling glowing twinkling slightly smug young woman must make it to X point of comp, and be seen in 101 talking heads. They do seem to have one every year to keep us grrrring.
 
... I love the Team challenges for that very reason too Melore although their choice of captain in Tamara for that team was such an awful choice that it was beyond bearing for us viewers in my opinion... she is so up herself that it's intolerable... and yes... the red team were mugs letting Jesse do that (hopefully my prediction is right and Jesse goes tonight... she's not a very good cook in my opinion)... and yes... the males are only going so far because Gary and George don't fancy any of them... they're not 'pretty young things' like their beloved girls.... that's why!... (yes I am a cynical little git aren't I?)... lol!... cheers.
It wasn't a choice for the princess to be a captain, she literally pulled it out of the bag (it was random)
 
It wasn't a choice for the princess to be a captain, she literally pulled it out of the bag (it was random)

...oooooh!... I didn't realise that... I thought that she was chosen... my mistake... thanks for letting me know Tuttle... cheers.
 
In my mind, all the camera people and most of the producers (as well as the judges) are middle-aged men. It's the only explanation I can come up with for why they focus on some of the female contestants to the point you want to reach through the screen and brain them!

Or there is a template, smiling glowing twinkling slightly smug young woman must make it to X point of comp, and be seen in 101 talking heads. They do seem to have one every year to keep us grrrring.
You could be onto something there, Eloise was the favourite until she changed her hair. Judges don't seem to like her anymore. :roflmao:
 
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