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Masterchef 2017

Fuzz said:
It is hilariously diabolical viewing.
Them being "cool" and "urbane" is very amusing.
Target"s male mannequins look and act cooler.
Plus watching them all try and burst into daks that maybe fashionable if you were 20 years younger and thirty pounds lighter.
Gary wisely doesnt even try. He just wears billowy summer shirts that serve more as a kaftan.
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Glad I'm not the only weirdo that thinks it is funny. Reminds me a bit of Emily Howard in Little Britain being a lady doing lady things except they are being lads doing laddy things.
 
I knew last nights dish reminded me of something ;) Pro Hart did it better:

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I'd rather eat Pro's painting than that hideous concoction the chef served up.

With all the bizarre wankery lately...it's like a Masterchef Crossover featuring Theatre, Fine Arts (and minimal cooking). I can imagine Gary, George and Matt would relish roles as Art critics...prestige and hobb-nobbing with the upper echelons of Society :rolleyes:

For those who might not have seen the Pro Hart ad from way back:


Hi to everyone too! :kiss:
 
lynn-ann said:
I knew last nights dish reminded me of something ;) Pro Hart did it better:

dragonfly-pro-hart.jpg


I'd rather eat Pro's painting than that hideous concoction the chef served up.

With all the bizarre wankery lately...it's like a Masterchef Crossover featuring Theatre, is Fine Arts (and minimal cooking). I can imagine Gary, George and Matt would relish roles as Art critics...prestige and hobb-nobbing with the upper echelons of Society :rolleyes:

For those who might not have seen the Pro Hart ad from way back:


Hi to everyone too! :kiss:
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Used to love that ad. Our surname is Hart and I would have plenty of opportunities to parrot the cleaning lady. Still do sometimes. Oh Mr Hart what a mess - a common refrain in our house.
 
qtkt said:
Used to love that ad. Our surname is Hart and I would have plenty of opportunities to parrot the cleaning lady. Still do sometimes. Oh Mr Hart what a mess - a common refrain in our house.
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...that's as funny as!... I always laughed at that Ad too... I bet your hubby dreads it lol!... cheers.
 
qtkt said:
He's very good at making messes - but without the artistic outcome. :sorry:
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...hahaha!... that's funny... I can't wait to me him one day... we can swap stories about our best ever messes and try to outdo each other about who is the messiest of us both... I bet that I win lol!... cheers.
 
...evenin' all... I'm ready to have fun... it's probably going to be a boring episode tonight because all it is... they're fighting for is an immunity pin (big whoop-di-do!)... it's better when someone's neck is on the line because a lousy dish can be fatal... all we're going to hear tonight is Tamara telling us all night on just how fantastic that she is :arghh::arghh::arghh::arghh::arghh::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::sorry::sorry::sorry::sorry::sorry::sorry:... she'll obviously win it because she's their fave and she is also 'pretty' so why bother with the 'challenge' at all?... lol!... no matter... we can just sit here like keyboard warriors and pick shit out of everything regardless!... lol!... cheers.
 
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