Married At First Sight AU 2019

[oddjob]

i read somewhere that only one couple has survived on that show.

One couple still together. Another couple lasted 3 years and had a baby together.

 

[Columbo]

that's a relief.

 

[Medusa]

Ines with a crocodile?????...at the Zoo with her inbred, pierced stripper guy. *rollseyes*

Ranger to Bronson "Do you know how to hold a child?"

Bronson "Nuh"

 

[Medusa]

Sam....WORST dumping excuse EVER

 

[Medusa]

Lizzie losing her shit

 

[Affable]

Don't like Michael or Bronson at all.

 

[Medusa]

Poor virgin Matty is now sick with the thought of sex with Lauren

 

[Affable]

To put into perspective how bad my taste is - Sam is most my type.

 

[Medusa]

To put into perspective how bad my taste is - Sam is most my type.

Well, I can't blame you...He is a hunky, sexy guy

 

[Affable]

Well, I can't blame you...He is a hunky, sexy guy

At least I am not the only one who thinks that.

Damn though. Hope he returns. Not to be greedy or anything, lol.

 

[Medusa]

Matty now rigid with fear in the spa bath

 

[Medusa]

Cranky, bitchy Ines not happy at the START of the day.....and then it gets WORSE.

 

[Affable]

I understand Ines. Not a fan of these types of activities either.

 

[Affable]

Nasty of Bronson to say that to Ines.

 

[Medusa]

Mathew now at death's door with anxiety about sex......Carted off to Emergency.

Thisman will do ANYTHING to avoid shagging this woman.

Maybe he should just admit that he is gay????

 

[Medusa]

Nasty of Bronson to say that to Ines.

"I can see why you are still single"????

 

[Affable]

"I can see why you are still single"????

Did you hear Ines say:

"Go so I can watch you and cut the line". Lol.

 

[Medusa]

Is Ines scripted?....Poor old "inbred" Bronson just want to have a good time. He seems so amiable usually.

 

[Affable]

Ines is too smart from Bronson. That's one difficulty that I have when finding someone as well.

 

[Affable]

Sam is back tomorrow. I am quite disappointed. He could do better.