It is almost a guarantee that the second you show or feel any hubris on a public page, such as a forum, or on social media, that thou shalt be brought down to earth again by helpful fellow- posters, ready to puncture your inflated flaws.
The precious pixie decided to pop down to the store to buy some gourmet cheeses for a party we were going to throw for these unicorns from out of town.
'Oh Charlotte, these pearls you lay before my unworthy trotters bring sunlight unto my blackened soul,' muttered Wilbour II, adjusting his glassless hipster glasses.