MAFS 2026

No survivor tonight :( Catching up, Commitment ceremony.

Starting with the cutie couples, Rachel and Steve in the same bed! Filip and stella, snogging.

Alissa realising the holiday fling isnt for the long run. Nigerian prince cant keep up!

Im surprised Danny and Bec lasted this long at all.

Did Plastic go to a different homestay to Muscles? What is she talking about homestay being great ha. I feel a bit sorry for Muscles. Plastic wants someone richer I rekon. "Harshful things"? is that a word? Well its a new word to me.

David finally gets a word in on the couch. Alissa is the type who likes the tit for tat, she does want someone she can bat at. David is too cruisey for that. David was explaining well until he was interrupted again. Is Alissa pointing out the intelligence gap? Did the others clock this as superficial from the start?

It does feel like this show has matched a few very successful, driven women, with men, who are not really on the same level.

Rachel and Steve, has steve had much relationship experience? I know its been a long time for Rachel, but she does wear the pants. I can see why she doesnt want to get into a situationship again, poor thing :( Steve can now imagine a life with Rachel in it.

Cry more Bec, we've all seen this from the start. Danny rolling over "Im just a dumb little boy who didnt know what to say" No Bec, there is no hope. He's not in it for the long run with you. Bec hasnt met anyone like Danny cos she lives in Adelaide :p

Boys. Bore.

Aww Filip and Stella, thought there might be a pregnancy announcement but its just ILYs.

Now I actually thought Muscles and Gia might have a chance, it wasnt until homestay I realised that she wants someone more, probably older and more established. Her lipstick looks terrible! Poor Muscles was in love at first root. Now he's realising there is more to a relationship than good sex.

Gias love is as real as her lips and tits at this stage.
 
Ep 34
I hear David loud and clear, he's said he has given all he can from 3 episodes ago. And thats not enough, or not what Alissa wants.

Bec and Gia are both wearing outfits that look like they are meant for toddlers.

OOh the men are mad, how are they going to play this? Danny trying to convince the men to give him another option lol
Bec also keen for it.

Crystal looks like a better match for David tbh. Scott actually looks sick too.

Gia has a Danny wanabe and Bec has a Muscles wanabe.

Pretty boring lunch date with randoms, all small talk meh. Boring. The next ep looks like it might be good, but not tonight. Poor muscles crying? Plastic bits made him sick :( Sad to see.
 
Watching the second half of the task now.

Cant believe Alissa! Shes annoyed that her man bailed on the task! That was the safest thing he could do. Shes only annoyed cos she spent the time flirting. If her Nigerian Prince had even peeked elsewhere, she would have been pissed about that too! Aw I feel sad for him, watching Alissa saying he's 70% when he has CLEARLY given 100% of what he has to give. Its literally Alissa saying that David isnt good enough, his 100% just isnt good enough :( He cant give more than he has. I am pleased he has a backbone, lets see if it holds up in front of her. Shes playing dumb. Good man David, hold her accountable. He does deserve more.

Everything about Plastic is fake now. She did want someone richer and now see's she has a chance for that and will take the trade up every chance she gets! Dont worry Muscles, you're younger, with more time to find a wife. Plenty of women would throw themselves at him. Plastic needs to lock down a man before she hits her 40's. Hate to sound like a mansophere person, but those plastic bits are going to need refreshing soon, so lock down the money before that time!

Rachel and Steve are being adorable. They have both settled, but seem happy enough with it. That was a sweet day from Steve, actually listening to Rachels interests is uncommon even among my married mates haha. Nice to see after a rocky start. Might be a good case relationship for people not to give up too early on. (If it works out)

Aww Muscles crying, poor guy. I know its all an act, he'll have plenty of interest, he's probably crying over losing easy sex. He'll be better off without microplastics so close to his balls.

Ugh Danny and Bec, all drama. Oh hes going to see her going on about not enough sex ha. Wow hes more upset about her lying. Me thinks he values his friendship with Muscles more than his marriage. Bec really leans into her parts, leaves the make up off when she wants to be seen as sooky.

Filip and Stella are a good looking couple. Cant wait to see their babies. Although if he doesnt step up, she will be quick to move on, no doubt.



 
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