MAFS 2026

Bec and Danny: she looks awful.
Now the shit to hit the fan .... and after all that shit , stay/stay
 
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Just put it on, will read the other posts after :)

Awww Alissa :( I was hoping it wouldnt affect her that much. The dinner party was stupid, Im sad it wasnt easy for them to brush it off. I do wonder what drama is to come. Stella handled it well.

Bec loves her drama too, if it wasnt this, it would be something else. Dont get me wrong, shes a good pick for reality tv. Danny needs to go up a shirt size, those buttons and shoulders are barely holding on.

Hope Alissa keeps her cool here. Would Bec be sorry had her new plastic bff not turned on her too? Alissa nailing the bubbly chick persona. Fun to see Brooks bitter face.

Oh no Mel and Luke, hmm, Mel swapped into one of her other personalities? Shes a bit scary. Pink/Blue, Shes sprouting man'o'sphere stuff with cartoonish labels.

Leave him Rebecca! Find someone who appreciates you.

How is Julia a charisma consultant? Shes got none, its like she sucks the fun out of a scene. These two are far more dull than Jeff and Rhi, at least Jeff and Rhi had a future.

Steve and Rachel are a match, shes going to train him up and he'll be happy to obey. I wouldnt have the energy tbh.

Oh Gia maybe shouldnt drink, cant be good for the blood flow to the plastic bits either. Scott blindsided her by bringing that to the couch rather than on the spot. They are both experienced on tv, gona hang around for the air time for sure.

I'm not sure I buy this from Danny, as long as Bec does, its all that matters.

Stella making sure everyone hears, an apology without changed behavior means nothing.

Interesting dress on Brook. Audience is gona love the calling out/telling off. And she's gone. Greyson bringing the meme faces again! Yeah Chris was definitely into Brook and hurt but didnt want to admit rejection hurts him.
 
Ahh, more lambs to the slaughter 😅
New people.
Tyson ... ooh another one who doesn't want anyone overweight! This is going yo be fun 😁
Stephanie ... sounds like a good match to Tyson with her views in life.
 
As Joel arrives, Gia has to make a loud comment to get noticed.
And then all her usual bitchy comments, " he's a tool" " i dont know her, but i already feel sorry for her"
Shes a horrible piece of work!
 
Juliette and Joel are both nuts. Nice nuts, let's hope their annoying happiness irk plastic and lapdog, Scott.
 
Stephanie and Tyson's wedding:
She looks a lot older than him.
Only 2 years by all accounts

Hes already complaining about her age.
Shes happier than him. I hope he gives it time.
 
Why does army boy have a US flag?? Oh politics :rolleyes: Already been married too! I wonder what he would think of her being 32... he might not like being younger than her? But on the surface their videos seem a match. So do the second couple.

Plastic marking her territory. Joel the joker. He'd do my head in. But his vows did make me laugh. Hes going to be the face of a flooring company ad after this.

Ha, Army boy does have an issue with the age. His vows probably sounded better in his head and he is finding that out while reading them out. Oh he's going to say she has daddy issues too cos her lack of relationships. Frigid is the word he used ha. He's obviously not making her feel comfortable.

Plastic and whatshisname going hard, hahaha "I dont see no plastic in that face" Good call.

Yeah army boy wants kids like a child wants a puppy. He's already said he doesnt like a messy house. Army boy might have been a better match for Mel. Im happy this little blonde woman is not intimidated by him.

Wedding speeches are hell.
 
The new brides seem ok. Joel's "no plastic in the face" 🤣

Both new couples are in for drama. Tyson and Stephanie are no match. He looks younger than 30 and she older than 32.
I hope Joel wants more than a career as comedian.

I started skipping Gia and Bec.
 
Tyson and Stephanie are no match. He looks younger than 30 and she older than 32.
Yeah, agree. He's going to want younger too so he has more control over his wife. He really wants someone to fit into what he already has, not someone he has to work with to make a relationship. Someone in their 30's is more set in their ways. Especially since Stephanie has been single for so long, its harder to adjust to having another person in your life and hard to compromise when you're used to getting your own way.

Butting heads might make fun tv, depending on how stubborn they both are at giving it a go.
 
Yeah, agree. He's going to want younger too so he has more control over his wife. He really wants someone to fit into what he already has, not someone he has to work with to make a relationship. Someone in their 30's is more set in their ways. Especially since Stephanie has been single for so long, its harder to adjust to having another person in your life and hard to compromise when you're used to getting your own way.

Butting heads might make fun tv, depending on how stubborn they both are at giving it a go.
I was about to say exactly the same!
 
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