MAFS 2026

…boo!… sorry Febs… I didn’t know that you had posted when I was leaving the ‘I’m a Celeb’ thread… you must’ve posted yours while I was typing mine… cheers.
 
Not sure if anybody listens to the MAFS Funny Podcast, but the latest episode, titled The Secret Night Out That Changed Everything (Pt.1/2), talks about a secret cast night out during a break in filming between Intimacy Week and the second dinner party, which apparently provides some context as to why things appear to be so explosive during the dinner party. Apparently the host was invited to join by some of the cast members, so it's supposedly a firsthand account of what occurred that night.

I'm not sure how true any of it is, and I found the host's narration as if he's reading a children's story, complete with sound effects, a little annoying, but in case anyone's interested, it's available on Spotify and probably other podcast platforms. It's about 20 minutes in length.
 
Ok, here we go!

Love Rebecca, I hope she doesnt backtrack and does pull the plug. Silver fux obviously isnt there for someone his own age who is going to hold him accountable. I like to see her on the screen but not in a dragged out, dead relationship.

Wow, Mel has realised that Luke is a human being.

Steven sounds like he is reading lines fed to him, while rachel packs, he's not usually this articulate. He certainly wasnt on the honeymoon.

Ugh "what the helly" made me realise Brook is very young in mind. Chris is trying to convince himself that someone like her would choose someone like him ha.

Why are the men all rugged up while the Pro is sleeveless? Love on a dating show, gee who would have guessed! Silver fox is an embarrassment to his children. Im glad he only had girl children, but then with the way he speaks down to women, maybe I feel sorry for them. Im just glad he didnt make mini hes.

I feel like Danny picked the role he wanted to play before the show. And he's stuck with that, despite not really being in to Bec.

Why would cleaning be a special treat turn on?!? Yeah Alissa, ask him why he doesnt do it every day lol. Acts of service? More like pulling his weight. Apron and undies is not particularly sexy, but shes cute to play along.

Yeah Rachel wants this kind of sucking up, once Steven realises how to woo her, they will be fine. But its annoying he needs so much training for her.

Chris's spa night is actually the one I would like the best. Although, alone. They're going to have to reuse those face masks in a later segment.

Maybe they should have used those masks for the staring competition between Luke and Mel, but then again, Mel might have forgotten Luke was human again.

Ewwww smoosh faces. I am also glad it was not for 3 minutes.

Chris' self reflection is meaningless.
 
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