MAFS 2026

God Mel is a sourpus. She's got the personality of a plank.
They just moved into their apartment. Awkward silence. I feel sorry for Luke, he looks like he's too scared to open his mouth.
Maybe that's what the problem is.
 
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Bored by Stella and Fillip, but they will probably bring dinner drama. Now the typical "fall in love with the soul" :rolleyes: Greyson is such a MAFS name. Another recruit. It looks like they sticky taped julias vale in.

Stellas vows are so heartfelt. Cousin? Joe putting on a show. Oh no, I dont like trying to make a non drinker drink. They better respect that, I'm glad he didnt cave. But why does this show make me want a drink?

They couldnt have planned a better face for Greyson to pull when Julia dropped the bi bomb 😝 he's open to ... anything... lol. And she loves his essence. How predictable ha.

Ohh now I see why the sisters are suss, I didnt think of Fillip being there for his online business but I see that now.

Dinner party after dinner!
 
Come on, let's rock Gias boat to knock her down a peg or two!
Edit: bugger, didn't happen.
Shes already declared her and Scott the power couple.
 
Bec reminds me of Renee Zellweger!
Not a good situation.
Danny isnt sexully attracted to her.
Now the questions.
Back to the sexual Chemistry bit.
I dont know how you solve that one.
You're either up for it or you're not!
 
Oh no Luke, don't do it ... phew, he didn't. He put Mel first!
Now Mel 😬 oooh, bad. She's a fool for putting him second.
And then admitting she's a psycho stalker 😳
 
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Oh wow, go Danny. Never saw that coming.
Bless him. I wonder who picked up all the pictures he threw out of the other women.
Now Bec, be happy!
 
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Aw Greyson and Julia not off to a good start. I thought they would be straight in the sack.
Plastic Gia is entertaining, she wasnt going to kiss him, she did, she wasnt going to sleep with him, she did. Scott looks like hes totally in love.

Did the psychs take Bec aside and feed her these lines? She's all over the place! I liked her at the start, but her moods are erratic its hard to keep up. Rachel and Bec make a good pair. Although I do feel Steven could be damaged by this, more than Danny ever would. Steven is just a little clueless puppy. Rachel is also spouting psych talk.

Hahaha Chris is just a comedy of errors. I love that Brook tells him off and doesnt lean into his drama.

Alissas dress is super cute. Ooof the pro's are unimpressed with Melissa too. I'm looking forward to reading the backlash about her online later, Im sure there will be some.

Wow, Bec is jealous of Gia, Plastic gia had a good read on her. I agree that Plastic is more Dannys type, he's a brit. I rekon Bec does look good in green though, I've just never been a fan of the one shoulder thing. It is pretty weird to be bragging about sex at the dinner table. Plastic is going to weaponize this bad sex against Bec.

Its great the girls are calling out Mel for not giving Luke a chance. Luke is very open, which is refreshing to see.



Last ep, and then I'm caught up.

LOL Luke forgot the key too? I do feel bad for him being paired with Mel, it makes me laugh that her title said "communication specialist" that does not seem like a strong point for her with him. Luke is doing well not to fawn over her.

Brook is a cool chick, going with the flow of what she got, even though she could do so much better. Her revelation reactions are gold. It almost seems like Chris manipulated the matchmakers to give him exactly what he wanted... I hope she never sleeps with him. "Thats not even better" haha I love her. He's straight away putting himself in the victim bit, boo hoo her opinion of my vocal opinions hurts. Chris has some major red flags, he seems very manipulative, I think he is very smart in a scary way.

Does this tattooed Danny dude want Bec to be making more moves on him? I dont understand the sexual chemistry thing when he says hes very attracted to her. Is this like the "spark" that Tim was on and on about last season? I can see why Becs upset. But then he's trying to redeem himself with the photos and "grass only grows where its watered"... is Gia right about him being a player?

Cute to see the videos bring out the empathy in Rachel and Steven. Steven seems like such a sweetie, Rachel doesnt come across quite as genuine, but Im glad shes being kinder and hope she stays more understanding.

I dont think Scotts view on kids was that bad, Gia is very weird about her kid.
 
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