MAFS 2026

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
Missed the start as my stepson did a surprise visit from New York today.
So did anyone watch? If so post away, I'll have to hope my scheduled recording worked.
 
It did! 😁
Great opening ... we have all the token misfits, and a couple or "normal" people thrown in.
 
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Alissa and David: hmm.
Rachel and Steven: it would be nice if they work, but unsure.
 
Mel and Luke: not such a great start, but I have a good feeling about them.
 
Scott and Nightmare Barbie Girl , erm, i mean Gia: surprisingly he was happy when he saw her 😳
Shes awful. I feel sorry for him. It'll be interesting if he sees the reception out!
And to think she's supposed to be a role model for her 8 year old daughter, poor kid!
Sounds like sex will hold their interest for the time being.
 
Is "I'm moisturised" a new requirement/turn on?
A couple of them have said that now!
 
Bec and Danny: seemed okay until she lost her sense of humour over a joke.

She's being deliberately picky because he has a mate who is a stripper, and he made a joke about wanting his Bonnie while he's her Clyde. Thinks he'll be going out going nuts and getting arrested!
Shes hard work! No sense of humour!
Edit: she's admitted she's an arsehole 😂
Edit: yay, big kiss 💋
 
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Chris and Brook: immediate tension and pickiness between them.
They're getting on better at the reception after talking with family and friends.
They've admitted they were both on guard. 🙄
 
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Julia and Greyson: dont know which way this will go since she swings both ways.
They seem to have hit it off nicely.
 
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.... until she dropped the bi bombshell.
His expression was priceless ... shock, or excitement?
Well placed ad break!
Edit: he's cool with it!
 
Grand entrance from Barbie with boobs half out!
"Ooh here they are" ... what, Gia' tits?
Yes they are here loud and proud.
Now let's sit back and listen to her self absorbed bitchiness 🤭
Bec immediately has that sucking on lemons expression.
Bring it on! 😂
 
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Righto, I'm starting now. I really haven't seen much of MAFS over the years, but I did watch last year.

Already setting up the contrast between the men, nice editing.
Yeah dude, I'm going to forget all their names too, but why are Chris's always pricks?

Why am I not surprised that Bec is from Adelaide 😝 Shes quite pretty, a bit of a sophi monk look. The costuming is great on the women. Wow,14 years is a long stint, rooting for her. Here comes the plastic one.

Are they that strapped for applicants that they have to keep ringing in for mates of previous seasons? Im sure thats not the first time.

They are really milking the suspense for this first wedding. The "Wrong Way Back Out" sign was a fun inclusion. I can see why this show has such a following, the editing alone is top tier. I thought he was going to cry when she asked him to kneel. Shes waiting hahahahahaha. Power struggle already, I thought she wanted a Daddy but shes the boss...He's already got whiplash.

Rachel and Stevens colour scheme is the comical, easy going/relatable, we want to work out couple. A boat is a terrible choice of venue, and the laughter is a disaster. Rachel seems to be giving the poor guy workplace feedback, he did just seemed overwhelmed by it all.
 
Second ep, the plastic and playboy. Her wedding hair is pretty, it looked dead at the hens night. I like the jacket/shoulder cover on her dress. I was surprised she had a kid, I wonder how he will take that. Lots of mid 30's men want the instant family. The beach looked like summer bay.

I've already forgotten about Mel and Luke during the plastic wedding 🤣 so boring in direct comparison. Producers probably clocked him as an airhead and set him up to fail. Mel holds a grudge. Definitely not love at first sight for her.

Can see where Gia gets her energy from - mum! Never invite a an uncle lol. It seems like Gia is ashamed of her child?

On to ep 3.
Plastic waking up with a full face of makeup :rolleyes: Oh dear for Steven.

Looking forward to see Bec and Danny paired, he's a bit of a clown. Maybe they think Bec is desperate enough. LOVE the colours of the flowers that the bridesmaids have. Bec outing herself about strippers... oh dear, Dannys mates might be the end of him.

Nah, Chris is way worse than Elliot was. Never having interacted with women at all, explains a lot. Whoa, Brook is WAY out of his league. Its funny because I have friends with the same names who are extremely similar to these two! Married with two kids for almost 10 years now. Hmm they are going on about the 6 foot thing lol, this is headed to him being shorter than her isnt it. This guy has only ever got female feedback from his mother, so of course he thinks he's the bees knees.

HAHAHAHA Brook put him in his place straight away. "Chiseled exterior"???He's had two model girlfriends? Didn't he say before he hadnt had much female interaction? So funny anyway, we love to see a guy humbled. Did he just snort like a pig after saying he hated working for it? LMAO

Becs reaction to cats is the same as mine. Danny is navigating her well, shes being obtuse and testing him. Danny is working for it. I'm glad they are getting a good honeymoon location.

LOL Brook didnt even let him sleep in the same room! Shes really taking the lead here haha. Mel is a bit immature. Gia is having a lot of fun with this - entertaining plastic. David stacked it, yes he's lucky shes a nurse! Good footage for the show!

Its good that Bec is upfront, Danny saying good friends, what a kick in the guts. But those tatts are such a turn off, if anyone lost sexual chemistry in this situation, I am surprised it was him and not her. And what do they mean by sexual chemistry exactly? She thought it was a good shag, he didnt... try til it gets better? This is a bit sad for Bec and I hope producers didn't set this up to happen.

Promo for the next ep - yeah, nah I saw Rachel having a strop, I see it coming. Shes gotta get out of boss mode and accept whats infront of her.

Next ep. How many am I behind!? I can absolutely see why this is beating Im a Celeb, Im a Celeb is shit this year.

Gosh Brook is stunning even with minimal make up, but its amazing what make up can do.

So is Danny the type that is all nice until the conquer? Seems a bit that way.

Luke and Mels honeymoon is as much of a bore as she is. I sorta hope Luke finds another match within the show... he deserves another go. It just looks like Mel hasnt tried at all.

Uhoh Steven, you're being yourself and shes about to get pissed about it. Why does Rachel want a husband? Seems a bit like shes the husband. Rachel is controlling, shes asking to be accepted but not accepting him. If it wasnt this she had a cry over, it would be something else.

No Idea how the older couple of the group will go, they both have their game faces on. He was quick with the "I bring the grey".

Oof here comes the reason Bec was cast on reality tv lol. I can't tell who is gaslighting who. Was Brook recruited as a paid model on this rather than applying? Seems that way. Chris doesnt seem to remember that this chic didnt choose him, shes stuck with him.
 
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Well done, keep going.
We're up to the 6th episode, or last night's dinner party was.
You powered through those 🤭
Im still trying to remember who's who!
 
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