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[Affable]

Can I just say I'm so glad the producers burned all the guys shirts before they arrived. Keeps me warm during these cold nights.

You and me both.

 

[Consuela]

oh my god justin crying after 2 days.

You in big trouble son, it does not get any easier.

pULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

He's in touch with his emotions OK!

Seriously tho. Grip - get it.

 

[Columbo]

That's better for me I think.

why you?

 

[timmy]

oh my god justin crying after 2 days.

You in big trouble son, it does not get any easier.

pULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

I know! My poor bubba. Blesssssssssss.

 

[Affable]

why you?

No reason at all.

 

[timmy]

Poor Justin is a bit flappy.

 

[Columbo]

No reason at all.

okie dokie

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This is how he is after a two day breakup?

...well... he is a delicate little flower afterall... he's a snag... his itsy witsy teeney weeney feelings are being bruised by the harsh brutal women on here by not telling him just how beautiful he is every three minutes... that's all... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

I watched the first episode tonight.
I'm not entirely sure this is the right show for me.
I found it a bit vacuous to be honest, full of plastic people with no real depth to them.
Which I guess makes them perfect for this show.
The main problem is that I found it quite boring, and there wasn't anything funny, it was all dead straight, unlike, say, The Bachelorette.

 

[Columbo]

desperation never looks good, justin.

 

[timmy]

Even TV Tonight described him as "not-gay Justin"

 

[Columbo]

erin has a great voice.

 

[Consuela]

...hence the vaccuous appeal of the show oddjob... there will not be a single couple by the end of the series... they are all too vacant to love anybody but themselves methinks!... this is like sitting in a pub and getting a laugh out of watching horned up little love studs putting up their worse pick-up lines to get a quick root for the night to me lol!... it's hysterical!... cheers.

God's Truth.

I know Kim has applied for like every damn reality show there is including Last Resort last year (Soz Jamie). Gurl is in it for the 'fame' and I'm sure the rest are too.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I watched the first episode tonight.
I'm not entirely sure this is the right show for me.
I found it a bit vacuous to be honest, full of plastic people with no real depth to them.
Which I guess makes them perfect for this show.
The main problem is that I found it quite boring, and there wasn't anything funny, it was all dead straight, unlike, say, The Bachelorette.

...haha!... perhaps someone needs to piss in someone's pot plant or something?... oopsies!... wrong show... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

jeepers at natasha's lips.

 

[Affable]

Kim just coupled up with Josh. What a surprise..

 

[Meglos]

...haha!... perhaps someone needs to piss in someone's pot plant or something?... oopsies!... wrong show... cheers.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Anything like that to give it a bit more spark. I don't buy the romance angle at all, so I need something else.

 

[Columbo]

...haha!... perhaps someone needs to piss in someone's pot plant or something?... oopsies!... wrong show... cheers.

i reckon it needs a jarrod type personality on the show. because all these people seem to be too put together. like they've done this dance a thousand times. having a jarrod type on these kind of shows is more interesting because it seems more human.

 

[Consuela]

Even TV Tonight described him as "not-gay Justin"

Has touched a cock or two hundred.

 

[Affable]

Cassidy: "If anything, I am going to be more clingy to him".

Oh girl, not a good move.