Jake BB14 Winner Fo Sho!

[Trala]

Because thanks to Timmy (down a fucking well), I am stuck with him till eviction...

 

[Trala]

Best things about Jake in alphabetical order:-

 

[Trala]

Arsehole: he has one and he only uses it for shitting and maybe having sex.

 

[pawlini]

B: Brokeback mountain. His and Tim's favourite cuddle movie

 

[Trala]

Bestiality: He never has sex with animals without first gaining consent.[DOUBLEPOST=1410336703][/DOUBLEPOST]

B: Brokeback mountain. His and Tim's favourite cuddle movie

Yay!

You on Team Jake?!

 

[pawlini]

C: Cunt, Jake has never seen one

 

[Trala]

C: Cunt

You can't just say cunt!

You have to relate it to the best housemate in the world: JAKE.

 

[Trala]

D: Dumb cunt: Which Jake is not.

 

[pawlini]

D: Down Syndrome, Jake has it

 

[Trala]

D: Down Syndrome, Jake has it

Ha!

I mean HEY! This is a support thread! You need to get on board babe!

You are either with me or against me!!!!






But if you are against me, grind a bit.... I love that

 

[Shackles]

E: Eccentric

But I'm thinking now that Jason would win.

 

[pawlini]

F: Fuck right off Jake! also Fake

 

[Trala]

F: Fuck right off Jake! also Fake

Hey! HEY! HEY!

I got stuck with him in some stupid sweepstake and I am going to stick with him dammit!

You have one more chance to use your F wisely or you will be evicted from this thread!

Now go do it.

 

[Trala]

E: Eccentric

But I'm thinking now that Jason would win.

Welcome to Team Jake, Shackles.

You won't be disappointed.

I here by appoint you Co-co founder of the Jake fan club.

 

[pawlini]

G: Gay, Jake is gay

 

[Trala]

G: Gay, Jake is gay

You still didn't redeem yourself on F!

You get one more chance.

 

[Trala]

Had a bit of time on my hands and when I am bored I create, so I wrote a song for Jake.

I call it Jake is a winner.

Jake Jake Jake is a winner winner winner
Winner winner winner
Winner winner winner
Jake Jake Jake is a winner winner winner
And I love him madly[DOUBLEPOST=1410345292][/DOUBLEPOST]But back on to Alphabet Jake

F: Fabulous housemate, winner fo sho

 

[Trala]

Quick rap

Jake does believe in Jesus
He doesn't care to please us
He breaks out into rap
He sometimes wears a cap
He is a hipster doofas
Sleeps under BB roofas
I hope you all clowns do know
He gonna win da show

Peace out

 

[bleachy_dude]

Had a bit of time on my hands and when I am bored I create, so I wrote a song for Jake.

I call it Jake is a winner.

Jake Jake Jake is a winner winner winner
Winner winner winner
Winner winner winner
Jake Jake Jake is a winner winner winner
And I love him madly[DOUBLEPOST=1410345292][/DOUBLEPOST]But back on to Alphabet Jake

F: Fabulous housemate, winner fo sho

You're my favourite forum nutter

 

[Sweetgeek]

I cant even get past the first 10 posts without laughing a ridiculous amount. My ribs are so sore at this point