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Is David a Virgin?

Mavis Beacon said:
>blinks<

KEEPing your hymen intact is hardly a laughing matter mister chuckley man. MY generation managed to keep OUR legs together during the uncertain turmoils of both McCarthyism and The Cuban Missile Crisis, so I *fail* to see why today's youth - with ALLLLLLL the trappings of comfort and security afforded them by more carefree times....well, except for ISIS and ebola - and maybe gross failing your first year at university.............can't! Perhaps if you stopped 'SEXting' each other your privates every waking hour and then as a consequence spent less time wondering how they ended up plastered all over the TMZ you MIGHT be able to remain more focussed on becoming productive members of society, instead of investing all your time working out ways to...to 'hook up' at your facebook parties.
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Your Ryan has a lisp and looks like Ben Mendelson post was also great. :thumbsup:
 
natalia said:
You mean this

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Instead of

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Well....I can't say I'm particularly comfortable with either image Natalia, however the first is certainly more 'age' appropriate (given the context) and less.........................carnal. Possibly a better scenario would have them on the young lady's parent's front porch - on a well lit summer's afternoon, not at....at........<squints>.........at the foot of the Gates of Mordor or whatever dark corner of God's green earth that picture was taken in.

I think what's more important is society learning to places less emphasis on...whatever most base notions of fornication are evidently poisoning the young man's mind (and ergo judgement) in the second picture and more emphasis on making sure he finishes his senior year at high school, by involving him in extracurricular activities that keep the blood flow in his head and above his waistline.

After all, as my old friend Ella Fitzgerald used to say, "Nobody ever lost their virginity playing hopscotch girlfriend, but at least when you're playing checkers your skirt isn't flying up around your ears. King me."
 
SomeName said:
Your Ryan has a lisp and looks like Ben Mendelson post was also great. :thumbsup:
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I think you may have been having a bit of a tipple Mr Somename, sneaking some of your parent's sherry between lectures for the Arts degree you're meant to be attending and that they're no doubt paying for, because mercy me in the name of Hermes Thrice Greatest I don't have the slightest notion to whatever you're referring. I *do* however, see the Ben Mendelsohn comparison so you're not completely soused. Well done - good pick up.
 
Mavis Beacon said:
I think you may have been having a bit of a tipple Mr Somename, sneaking some of your parent's sherry between lectures for the Arts degree you're meant to be attending and that they're no doubt paying for, because mercy me in the name of Hermes Thrice Greatest I don't have the slightest notion to whatever you're referring. I *do* however, see the Ben Mendelsohn comparison so you're not completely soused. Well done - good pick up.
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I'm not exactly sure what this post was about but it made me chuckle never-the-less. lol
 
Mavis Beacon said:
I think you may have been having a bit of a tipple Mr Somename, sneaking some of your parent's sherry between lectures for the Arts degree you're meant to be attending and that they're no doubt paying for, because mercy me in the name of Hermes Thrice Greatest I don't have the slightest notion to whatever you're referring. I *do* however, see the Ben Mendelsohn comparison so you're not completely soused. Well done - good pick up.
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I think you'd look very handsome in a southern belle dress, drinking your mint julep.

hahaha
 
SomeName said:
I think you'd look very handsome in a southern belle dress, drinking your mint julep.

hahaha
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My stars - you ARE a terrible flirt Mr Somename.

But alas those days when I *might* have been considered a handsome woman are now well behind me, and rather than spend my time resisting the advances of some poor sailor barely out of school, home on shore leave desperate to forget whatever horrors he's seen island-hopping across The Pacific I now content myself in and about my modest spinsterly bedsit - tending my vegetable garden and sometimes having a bit of a tipple myself, sharing a shandy with Whitney Houston and Harry Belafonte, as we watch re-runs of The New Price is Right on video cassette, matching wits with the greatest gameshow host of all time, Ian 'Turps' Turpie, trying to guess the prices of whitegoods and outdoor furniture before he reveals them and then treating ourselves to the rest of the bottle if we best him. We don't mind a bit Sidney Poitier or that carved-from-a-single-piece-of-solid-obsidian Denzel Washington either, but only on two-for-one Tuesdays at our local Civic Video.

Whitney Houston and Harry Belafonte are my pets by the way - cat and canary. Good Lord they're not the REAL Whitney Houston and Harry Belafonte - Whitney Houston's DEAD.
 
I just hope he hasn't been squirting DNA all around, unlike, apparently, every other male in that house! I hope BB invested in heavy duty black lights to help clean.
 
fancypants said:
... I just have this inkling that David is a little picky in terms of a woman's looks. As in, he wants a woman who is beyond his league. It's fine to have preferences, everyone has them! But you need to take a good look at yourself to see what you have to offer before you have incredibly high standards. I could be completely wrong but I just get this feeling he's quite shallow. I think a lot of the women who will chase him after he leaves BB won't meet his physically unrealistic expectations. Like I said, I could be completely wrong but it just feels this way...
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:jawdrop: He fancied SANDRA! Man was sooo NOT picky!

fancypants said:
... Especially when he sat there next to the pool, taking bits and pieces of the women's bodies around him, stating what he liked and what he deemed unacceptable. What a hypocrite. Nobody is perfect, you need to take into consideration what you offer as a package. Usually most couples when you weigh up everything they have to offer such as looks, youth, income, personality they all seem to weigh out quite similarly in the end. I hope I'm wrong in saying this about David but it's my gut.
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The girls pushed him into doing that then slung shyte at him for it afterwards. (Which reminds me... I am still pissed that Travis, the one who called Lisa's tits saggy, got off when David, who simply said they were a bit "low" on her chest, got trashed for it.)
 
Reni's Mum said:
:jawdrop: He fancied SANDRA! Man was sooo NOT picky!
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Really? I thought he just said nice things about her to make Sandra feel better about her low self esteem...Or was saying that to sound nice to the audience. I never saw any sexual tension or real attraction towards her from David.
If David really did find her attractive, then that would be great and I'm completely wrong about him. :)
 
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