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Episode I'm A Celebrity 2025: Episode 3

…there’s gotta be at least one reason for me to like that pommy guy… there has to be!…………………………………………………… no don’t help me………………………………….. it’ll come to me………………………………………nup!… I’m out……………….. cheers.
 
…I know that this joke isn’t about people in wheelchairs but I can’t NOT say it so please forgive me in advance… cheers.

…how do blind people doing a parachute jump know when they’re about to land on the ground?…

…the dog leash suddenly goes slack…
 
…I know that this joke isn’t about people in wheelchairs but I can’t NOT say it so please forgive me in advance… cheers.

…how do blind people doing a parachute jump know when they’re about to land on the ground?…

…the dog leash suddenly goes slack…

Who picks up the Guide dogs shit.
 
…I always thought that Matty J was a whimp on ‘The Bachelor’ back in the day… he hasn’t done anything to change my opinion since then… cheers.
My 17 year old self was IN LOVE 😂 I remember all the girls at school who watched the bachelor absolutely fawned over him.

I also remember people saying he only chose Laura as the winner because she looked similar to Georgia Love who dumped him in the finale
 
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