Episode I'm a Celebrity 2025: Episode 14

[Zcsund1234]

I feel like this show isn't that exciting anymore to justify 4 weeks of 5 nights a week commitment. Maybe if they had better and bigger names, or actually showed us the general storylines of each day rather than little segments then I'd be saying differently. So I pose the question, how long should the series last? I can't believe we used to commit 6 weeks to this show. I feel like shortening it is an improvement and would do better to convince names to sign on, but still I feel like it just takes so long to get interesting when there is no evicting in the first 2 weeks.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…afternoon all… hey Zcsund… thanks for starting the thread early to stop the last second panic… … how long should it last?… well… I believe that each episode should have…

1)… no Julia… no Robert… in fact… no hosts at all…
2)… no eating trials…
3)… no insect or animal trials…
4)… no back stories…
5)… no ‘letters from home’…
6)… no screaming allowed… more than 3 screams the entire season and you’re sent home…

…there should be only high rise or truly dangerous trials allowed (no safety harnesses allowed… if they fall… they die)…
…each episode lasts for exactly 30 minutes only… only 4 shows each week…
…the Producer has to do every trial before the ‘Celebrities’ have to do them…

…I’d love to produce this show… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

7) No make up, no nails done, no hair done.
8) No complaining there is no food.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

I reckon put nothing but fat celebrities in there, see how much weight they lose, or how long it takes for them to eat each other

 

[Lightning McQueen]

I reckon put nothing but fat celebrities in there, see how much weight they lose, or how long it takes for them to eat each other

How ironic they're yelling BIG!

 

[Lightning McQueen]

When things seem their worst, the hosts should be be replaced

 

[Lightning McQueen]

The snake is hiding in the hole...

That's what she said

 

[Zcsund1234]

Oh tbh this secret mission would be hard

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…evenin’ all… Julia… loud is not funny… tone it down bitch!… cheers

 

[Lightning McQueen]

In all seriousness, when there's nothing to do, how do you not recognise when someone is doing a secret trial?

Or does everyone just fake ignorance so that they succeed? Yeah, I think I answered my own question...

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh tbh this secret mission would be hard

You need to work on your stalking skills

 

[Zcsund1234]

In all seriousness, when there's nothing to do, how do you not recognise when someone is doing a secret trial?

Or does everyone just fake ignorance so that they succeed? Yeah, I think I answered my own question...

I was thinking this too the other night. But I guess its so easy for us to know when we watch it, and I'm sure most of these people do not watch the show.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…you can’t tell me that none of them can’t hear that camera clicking… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

I reckon put nothing but fat celebrities in there, see how much weight they lose, or how long it takes for them to eat each other

Anastasia from gogglebox would eat them really quick & use their bones as toothpicks.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

In all seriousness, when there's nothing to do, how do you not recognise when someone is doing a secret trial?

Or does everyone just fake ignorance so that they succeed? Yeah, I think I answered my own question...

…exactly… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Max looked like he just had his first orgasm...

Robert looks like he's never had one...

And Julia looks like the sort of dude who takes off the condom in secret and creampies without permission

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I admire Lifesavers… I had one save and revive me when I got knocked out by my own surfboard once… apparently he dragged me out from under the surf… I was totally out of it and never knew what happened… that’s why I always gave donations to the Lifesavers… that’s why I want Harrison to win this… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Wait, a SHARE of $10 000?

How many winners do they pick?

 

[bradnak]

Hi Guys, I'm gonna be lurking a bit tonight as I've had day surgery today, and I'm feeling a bit tired after waking up. I am still watching and might comment later if I feel like it.

 

[Kaz]

Wait, a SHARE of $10 000?

How many winners do they pick?

Probably 10