Episode I'm a Celebrity 2025: Episode 10

[Lightning McQueen]

Can we start booting people please?

 

[Kaz]

I have slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllow internet speed.

Internet provider did all tests can't find what is wrong, but they will check the modem tomorrow. Have to take it to them. My internet provider is in the next suburb.

 

[Zcsund1234]

Unfortunately I’ll be missing out as I work Thursdays

 

[Lightning McQueen]

So who do we think is the first boot?

I think the rugby player...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I have slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllow internet speed.

Internet provider did all tests can't find what is wrong, but they will check the modem tomorrow. Have to take it to them. My internet provider is in the next suburb.

…evenin’ all… Kaz you might have a slow Internet speed but your quick wit might speed it up… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…30 seconds into the show and Julia isn’t doing the ‘running away’ skit yet… things are looking up… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So who do we think is the first boot?

I think the rugby player...

…that whimpy pommy git I hope… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

I really don't believe Dave wouldn't notice all the stickers being put on him...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I really don't believe Dave wouldn't notice all the stickers being put on him...

…I think so too… Ccheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Also, do we really need a secret mission EVERY episode?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

This one time...
In the jungle...
Yesterday's musician shoved a flute in their pussy

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…little do they realise… the orange juice they’re all drinking as a reward is Elephant piss… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh they're talking about Macca's...

What's the bet that they'll be eating it at some point in the episode?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…that whimpy pommy git I hope… cheers.

Hmmm, that's possible, but apparently he has a lot of fans, YouTube shit and all...

I think the most likely first boots are either the rugby player, the MAFS reject, or... Fuck, I don't even remember who's on this season - that's proof it's the worst ever.

Hoping it's Julia though

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…it’ll be just to do some product placement like they do for Kentucky Fried in Big Brother that’s all… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…it’ll be just to do some product placement like they do for Kentucky Fried in Big Brother that’s all… cheers.

I've never understood why they talk about food so much. If they had any brains in their heads (yes, that's a big "if") surely you'd realise it would just make you hungrier?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Macca's Run...

Called it

Where's Media Watch when you need them?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

… the new trial is called ‘The Great Aussie Run’… I wonder if Diarrhoea is involved?… it is about Macca’s afterall… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

… the new trial is called ‘The Great Aussie Run’… I wonder if Diarrhoea is involved?… it is about Macca’s afterall… cheers.

Orange juice and then Macca's?

I think everyone must be constipated and this is the treatment

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…yet another fucking stupid inane trial as usual… obviously these are made to make 8 year olds laugh… obviously not for us adults eh?… cheers.