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Episode I'm A Celebrity 2024: Episode 16

Who do you want out of these ‘Celebrities’ as the final 3?

  • Peter:… people keep prodding him to see if he’s still alive or not… Candice went and he stayed?…

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Michelle:… well… erm… she’s sort of… you know… kinda like… fuckit!… let’s leave it at that eh?…

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Brittany:… there’s someone called Brittany in the camp?… fuck me!… who woulda thunk it?…

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Mr Stickyfingers

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…damn it!… I hate having to start these threads a DAY earlier but I’m gonna be flat out like a Lizard drinking trying to post tomorrow because we’re out all day tomorrow… I’ve told everyone that I want to be home by 7:00 pm tomorrow but as you very well know… if your plans are in somebody else’s hands… you’re always going to be late lol!… so instead of trying to do a last minute rush if I got back in time… bugger it!… I’m posting it now!… (if anyone else was going to post one I apologise in advance)… so here it is… have fun if I’m not back in time… don’t forget to vote for the 3 people that you want in the final 3… enjoy… cheers.
 
…evenin’ all… everyone sing now…

🎶
When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your door 🎶

…so Frankie goes to Hollywood eh?… he really must be missing his wife and kids real bad then… I wonder if he will get paid his entire fee?… it won’t really matter to him… he’s filthy rich anyway… Frankie was my favourite to win this until I read about his personal hygiene habits… I nearly vommed chunks when I found it out… gross!… anyway… let’s have fun tonight eh?… cheers.
 
…wow!… you’re going to have to wear a pair of sunnies tonight to look at Julia’s dress… it’s that bright!… cheers.
 
…fuck?… it’s not Frankie that walks tonight!… it’s Peter!… bugger… I had a Poll written out for him tomorrow night… oh well… it wasn’t meant to be lol!… cheers.
 
…oh god… the stupid ‘sinking ship’ challenge again after the Ad… can’t they think of something new?… how friggin’ boring!… cheers.
 
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