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If you had 10 mins in the big brother house.....

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Am92: Does your partner worry about your obsession with tahan. The girl is gorgeous but you do realise she's a character/personality yeh?!

AM092 is gay, I assume the hottie in his pic is his sister if that's what you are assuming, although they don't look alike. So unless Tahan is packing a 12 inch penis I don't think his partner will care.
 
Am92: Does your partner worry about your obsession with tahan. The girl is gorgeous but you do realise she's a character/personality yeh?!

Obsessed with Tahan?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.........

Yeah, I only date dudes :-P

AM092 is gay, I assume the hottie in his pic is his sister if that's what you are assuming, although they don't look alike. So unless Tahan is packing a 12 inch penis I don't think his partner will care.

12 inches, in theory, sounds really hot. But I don't think it's practical ;-)
My avatar buddy is a cousin.
 
I would tell each and every hm that I don't care who wins, and none of them deserve the 250K, and steal Tahan's hairdryer.
 
Bahaha I would creep in the middle of the night give Tim a big pash then slip a joker card under Ed's pillow. The discovery of it would send him over the edge. Also leave footage of Ed nominating Jade on repeat on the large tv screen.

Oh the tv screen thing!! OMG - anytime someone is alone in a room, have a scene play on the screen (ie if Madelaine is in the bedroom - have the scene of Drew making out she was stalker-ish) start playing on the screen. Or just turn ALL tvs on with scenes from the house (controvercial bitching ones). All at once, every tv a different scene, I don't think the psychologist would let them do it all day, but if they did it'd be amazing, the breakdowns, the tears, the fights it'd cause. And Ed just sitting there mute with circus music playing in his head as he can't comprehend it (especially if you start putting numbers and what not on screens to play along with his conspiracy theories and number patterns).
 
I would probably grope Jade's magnificent breasts.

All in the name of research of course, I would derive absolutely no enjoyment from this... it would just be to settle the real vs fake debate.
 
Say who nominated Ben.

Tell Mikkayla, that Matt left her for a Tahan lookalike.

Say to Jade that she is a pathetic desperado & ask Ed to show me the cards he has threatened to use.

Tell Madaline that she has too much paint on her & that Dulux want it back.
 
Walk up to drew and tell him Tullys single, and she wants to do you, and be like RUN FORREST, RUN and watch him run out of the house into Tullys arms.
then I'd walk over to ed and kick him in the balls as hard as I could, and shout THAT'S FOR MANKIND! NEVER REPRODUCE!
Then id tell jade to stop being so desperate to root the Cardshark.
I'd tell Mikkayla to close up shop, the whole of Australia has seen up her horizontal vag from her constant leg spreads.
I'd tell Tahan she's a fat mole on the inside.
I'd tell Madeline we all know she ain't 24..

With my last remaining 2 minutes, I'd sprint up to boog and Tim, and push boog into the pool and leap onto Tim like a lioness and have passionate intercourse for 90 seconds. (That's all I'd need with Tim)
 
Tell Jade she's a pathetic loser.
Tell mikkayla what I really think about her fat ass.
Shave as much of tims hair off as I can.

Spend whatever time I had left talking to Drew and tahan
 
Snog Tim and grab his arse
Slap Ed repeatedly
Slap Jade repeatedly
Rub Mr Clooney's tummy
Tell them all that there IS another house and the other housemates will join them in 3 days
 
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