Episode I’m a Celebrity 2026 - Episode Discussion

Kaz said:
He wants George to win, but won't post this. lol
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That's like saying he wants a haemorrhoid...
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…they’re in the ‘cave of death’ (no not Julia’s naughty bits)… they’ve got ‘exciting’ Indiana Jones type of music in the background to make it a bit more ‘exciting’… it’s not working… it’s the same old same old crap as per usual… cheers.
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Robert would enter Terri's cave of death.
But to give Terri her due, you don't know the pain she's endured. She once pulled a Bindi from her cunt 🤣
 
…omg!… Robert just threw Julia onto the big table and he’s beginning to ravish her!… Terrie jumps onto the table to join in… now the rangers and camera crew have also joined in… there is lots of flesh everywhere!… it’s a complete unbridled orgy in progress… they go to a Commercial break… (sorry… it was a Commercial break and I was bored… I couldn’t resist it)… now back to the real boring show… the Commercial is over… cheers.😬
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…omg!… Robert just threw Julia onto the big table and he’s beginning to ravish her!… Terrie jumps onto the table to join in… now the rangers and camera crew have also joined in… there is lots of flesh everywhere!… it’s a complete unbridled orgy in progress… they go to a Commercial break… (sorry… it was a Commercial break and I was bored… I couldn’t resist it)… now back to the real boring show… the Commercial is over… cheers.😬
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Don't get us excited that something interesting was actually happening 🤬
 
…Nathan / Conchetta and George are up for elimination…no prizes on who I want to go… um… George you can fuck off now you little piece of shit… cheers.
 
…oh god they’re all saying wonderful things about each other… it’s sickening… it’s one big ‘suck-up-everyone’s-arse-a-thon’… cheers.
 
…the elephant’s graveyard is where ‘the tunnel of doom’ is… and now there’s the ‘mud pit of doom’… really?… they couldn’t think of something better?… they’re blindfolded… whoever answers the question gets to choose who’s rope to cut… whoever loses goes into the ‘mud pit of doom’… yeah… are you excited yet?… **yawn**… cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…the elephant’s graveyard is where ‘the tunnel of doom’ is… and now there’s the ‘mud pit of doom’… really?… they couldn’t think of something better?… they’re blindfolded… whoever answers the question gets to choose who’s rope to cut… whoever loses goes into the ‘mud pit of doom’… yeah… are you excited yet?… **yawn**…
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I would be if it was boiling mud.
 
…George only has one cord left… Conchetta picked him thank fuck… he goes home… everyone including the animals dance in joy… cheers.
 
…when George fell in the mud he splattered and sounded like a big turd dropping into a dry dunny… shit falling into shit… cheers
 
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