Episode I’m a Celebrity 2026 - Episode Discussion

[February]

Hello, hope you'll all be commentating tonight while I'm in braindeadville!
Ill pop back in the ads

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…evenin’ all… so!… it’s ‘letters from home’ night is it?… nite all… cheers.

The only thing more nauseating than the eating trials

But if I have to watch it Sticky, so do you

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Is it wrong that I want them to do this to the players?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

I guess Daddy can't save the Nepo Baby

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The only thing more nauseating than the eating trials

But if I have to watch it Sticky, so do you

…aw okay… if I hafta… thank fuck she went… she was always a sour faced bitch anyway… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…that was such a boring task… so slow… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I was going to tell you a joke about time travel Lightning but you said you didn’t like it… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Looks like "R U OK?" is getting $50 in Mia's name...

Funny story, I once googled RuPaul's Drag Race and it tried to predict "RU OK?" And being hooked on that show, I have to wonder

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…if they show her highlights it will be the one time she actually smiled… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…a ‘porridge off’… is this supposed to be ‘entertainment’… fuck me!… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…can it get any worse?… oh that’s right… later there’s’letters from home’… it can get worse… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…the task is going to be in a dark and scary cave… (do I have to even say it?)… cheers.
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[Kaz]

…evenin’ all… so!… it’s ‘letters from home’ night is it?… nite all… cheers.

Dear Celeb,

You are not missed.

 

[Kaz]

The only thing more nauseating than the eating trials

Is Terri Irwin

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Is Terri Irwin

Ugh, and Robert trying to get some Oedipussy

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Rebekah would scare all the kids if she ended up on Play School. Even more than Julia and Robert

 

[Kaz]

Ugh, and Robert trying to get some Oedipussy

I need therapy.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Robert on the Bachelor: Terri, will you accept this rose?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

I need therapy.

The image is never leaving your mind. If I had to suffer with it, you do too