Episode I’m a Celebrity 2026 - Episode Discussion

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…”help me!… help me!… I have two baby crocodiles hanging off both of my nipples!… they hurt so much!”… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

"Down Cyrell goes..."

Don't get my hopes up like that

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…why do they worry about drowning?… they’re in boxes not deep water… it’s not as if the Producers will let them drown on National TV just for the ratings is it?… um… they wouldn’t would they?… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…why do they worry about drowning?… they’re in boxes not deep water… it’s not as if the Producers will let them drown on National TV just for the ratings is it?… um… they wouldn’t would they?… cheers.

I mean, if it was Deni, they just might

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…George saying “they found me in a bush……………”… who's?… what was her name?… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

…why do they worry about drowning?… they’re in boxes not deep water… it’s not as if the Producers will let them drown on National TV just for the ratings is it?… um… they wouldn’t would they?… cheers.

It will happen when we are hosts.

Not for ratings, but just because we can.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…George and Denni should hook up… they both deserve the torture and punishment… they really do… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Fasta Pasta on Burwood Highway?

I LOVED that restaurant. Shame I bought food there if it gave him money though

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…if they’re THAT hungry they should dig the ground for worms… George being a ‘chef’ could` make a spag bog or something… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…George and Denni should hook up… they both deserve the torture and punishment… they really do… cheers.

Oh dear God NO! They're each so selfish they'd never use contraceptives. Could you imagine their offspring?!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It will happen when we are hosts.

Not for ratings, but just because we can.

…shit you crack me up Kaz… what with Lightning doing it too… it makes me tolerate this shit show lol!… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

…George and Denni should hook up… they both deserve the torture and punishment… they really do… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh dear God NO! They're each so selfish they'd never use contraceptives. Could you imagine their offspring?!

…and right there you found the major fault in my master plan lol!… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Oh dear God NO! They're each so selfish they'd never use contraceptives. Could you imagine their offspring?!

Her eggs turned into hard boiled ones

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Her eggs turned into hard boiled ones

I do hope she's menopausal...
Or that he's sterile...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…oh shit!… I hope this isn’t leading into a ‘letters from home’ shit… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I’ll say it now… I’ve always been in love with Rebecca Gibney… there!… I’ve said it!… (please don’t tell Mrs Sticky… it’s our little secret okay?)… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Deni: I'm not your mum...

Anything that could survive the desolate wasteland that is her womb and gain nourishment from the toxic, radioactive waste that she excretes from her nipples would be the most terrifying creature in existence!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…Nathan Valvoline is a comedian?… I haven’t heard him say anything funny yet… cheers.