Episode I’m a Celebrity 2023 : Episode 1

[Medusa]

No idea who Bianca is …but who doesn’t LOVE a giant bow on the back of a frock?

 

[Kaz]

OH is he the one that made a weight comment to Paulini back in the day on idol?

Yep. And he was correct

 

[oddjob]

…oddjob and Medusa… yay!… you’re here too!… it gets even better… cheers.

thanks for kicking things off, Mr S. It’s been a while.

 

[Medusa]

A gigantic footy player…..what a complete surprise

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I actually like Dicko… I have absolutely no idea who those two bimboes are… oh fucking great!… just what we need… a bloody obligatory footballer… cheers.

 

[Zcsund1234]

Yeah I've never watched home and away, IDK her either

 

[Medusa]

Ahhhh token British pretty guy

 

[Zcsund1234]

Ahhhh token British pretty guy

ew

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…omg!… a Pommy nobody!… I’m… I’m… I’m soooooo excited!…urgh!… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Julia looking FABULOUS in that fancy designer frock…..who the fuck are you wearing, Julia?

( where is @fashioncritical when you need her?)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I’ve only liked Dicko so far… I hope that the rest coming are better… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Julia looking FABULOUS in that fancy designer frock…..who the fuck are you wearing, Julia?

( where is @fashioncritical when you need her?)

@10styling on instagram will have it at some point.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…why do they always HAVE TO have a token footballer and a token English low grade ‘celebrity’ on the show?… cheers.

 

[Zcsund1234]

I won't be interested until Woody comes in

 

[Medusa]

Gawd…..harnesses and heights and HORROR…….

 

[oddjob]

That wobble!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…Dicko telling that ‘influencer’ (even though she hates that word) to her face that that’s what she is?.. fantastic!… lol!… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Great effort….(phew)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I won't be interested until Woody comes in

…Woody who?… cheers.

 

[oddjob]

So Domenica on MAFS, victim or perpetrator?