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HOUSEMATE ED (because i'm shallow)

I meant Crotch
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So shallow ...

As a sometimes student of men's fashion, I can tell you all these short shorts are no accident. Guys with muscle like them to show off their legs, they are preppy and in fashion.

"Skys out, thighs out" is the phrase ...
 
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Ed's gone and fucked it for himself now!

1) He let his guard slip while drunk and showed another side of the typical male that will go after any girl when drunk
2) That girl was Jade
3) Jade will now think they have a relationship again till he shoots her down and leaves her crying.
He won't shoot her down because he's too gutless to do the right thing.
 
I meant Crotch, darn dictionary !

Hey a quick off topic funny.

I had a problem with the clutch on my car a few years ago, and I walked into my mechanics work shop and when he asked what the problem was, in front of a workshop full of grease ridden men, I said "I think my crotch is leaking...".

So embarrassing.
 
Hey a quick off topic funny.

I had a problem with the clutch on my car a few years ago, and I walked into my mechanics work shop and when he asked what the problem was, in front of a workshop full of grease ridden men, I said "I think my crotch is leaking...".

So embarrassing.

Love slip of the tongue, you've got me chuckling already.
 
If Ed calls a little bit of pashing just "friendship kisses," I want to be his friend!!! Where do I sign up? :)

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it's not so much crotch scratching as crotch picking, haha...as for the jade thing if it were the other way around he'd be accused of taking advantage of her...and whats that rule...what happens on big brother stays on big brother? lol
 
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So shallow ...

As a sometimes student of men's fashion, I can tell you all these short shorts are no accident. Guys with muscle like them to show off their legs, they are preppy and in fashion.

"Skys out, thighs out" is the phrase ...
[MENTION=30760]MADONNA[/MENTION] may need some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation after seeing Ed's shorts in close up. CODE YELLOW!!!
 
Ed needs to stop making out with Jade if he doesn't want to keep leading her on. I think he just wants her to want him.
 
Yeah I'm a little disappointed in him! And when she came to his bed and said "do you want to cuddle?" Um you CAN say no, Ed!
 
Yeah I'm a little disappointed in him! And when she came to his bed and said "do you want to cuddle?" Um you CAN say no, Ed!

I know! He is contradicting himself so much!
I always compare it to Jade/Drew (with Jade not wanting Drew), and seriously Ed says he's uncomfortable with it all and then goes and cuddles with her willingly. Jade may not be into drew in that way but she's never said she's uncomfortable with his affection. It's all a little weird really. Ed needs to decide
 
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