Columbo
Never again
Things that rhyme with Moose: Loose, goose, spruce.
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Things that rhyme with Moose: Loose, goose, spruce.
Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
I'm going to report Meglos to moderation for matching Gamorrean Guard with Peter Pan.
Columbo
Never again
Why is that bad?
Witty Banter
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It's sent the fictional name game into meltdown. The chain has been broken. You and I would never resort to game breaking.
Columbo
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oh no. how tragic.
Witty Banter
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Is Tiny Tina Arena a fictional character or a stage name?
Witty Banter
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But, but, the ones above are Ferris Bueller and Britta Perry?
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
I have no recollection of who was there before it was edited to Peter Pan, but there must have been a G in play somewhere.
Witty Banter
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Columbo
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She is now called Tina Fucking Arena.
Witty Banter
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Too true, too true. Did you set your volume to audible or something?
Columbo
Never again
My volume was already set to very audible.
So funny! Go back and read how many times you wrote "you" and "your" in relation to me. It seems you are just as obsessed with me as I am!
Happy birthday me!
My partner and I have a rule. Buy what you want, when you want all year round. But birthdays have to be imaginative gift giving.
This year, all of my presents were wrapped in newspaper. I got a TV remote - that looks like the exact remote that goes with our bedroom tv, a dog bone, an iPad - which looks exactly like my iPad and even has the same apps and screen saver, a torch with flat batteries - which looks exactly like my work torch, a potato peeler - which looks exactly like the one in my kitchen drawer, a lid to a hairspray, a newspaper, a dead leaf, an empty Coles bag, and one lone tissue. And just when I thought he topped it, my last gift was a dog in a padded dog bed!!
I am a lucky girl.
So so so funny!!!
This year, all of my presents were wrapped in newspaper. I got a TV remote - that looks like the exact remote that goes with our bedroom tv, a dog bone, an iPad - which looks exactly like my iPad and even has the same apps and screen saver, a torch with flat batteries - which looks exactly like my work torch, a potato peeler - which looks exactly like the one in my kitchen drawer, a lid to a hairspray, a newspaper, a dead leaf, an empty Coles bag, and one lone tissue. And just when I thought he topped it, my last gift was a dog in a padded dog bed!!
I am a lucky girl.
So so so funny!!!
Ha! Glad you like it.
If I were you though I'd be all 'Ha! So funny................
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Where's the real gifts?'.
Not if you invested the first 3 years of the relationship fake loving the worst gifts ever!!
If there were 1000 golden rings, and they contained 999 I love, and 1 I hate, yup you guessed it. That's the one he would pick. And I had to wear that motherfucker for 5 years!!!!
Our first Christmas together he bought me clothes! It was a pink and purple twin set. Top was hot pink with purple trim and bottom was purple with hot pink trim, and I love him so much I wore that hideous ensemble all Christmas Day. Worst part, the shorts were made of that parachute material so every time I walked by thighs said swoosh swoosh!!
Believe me, this was is so much better.
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