Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
On TV tonight, someone complained of there being no showercaps. I live a sheltered existence. Do people still wear them? I thought they died in the 80s. I thought aiming your head was invented.
yes they still exist ... most hotels still have them in the bathroom goodies selectionOn TV tonight, someone complained of there being no showercaps. I live a sheltered existence. Do people still wear them? I thought they died in the 80s. I thought aiming your head was invented.
I think they qualify as a First World Solution.yes they still exist ... most hotels still have them in the bathroom goodies selection
maybe they can get in touch with Joel from BBUK house - he wears one in the bath ....
Don't blame me. Blame the misleading shower gel ads.I'm guessing you don't have long hair and are happy to get your hair wet everytime you step in shower regardless of how long it takes you to dry and style in then![]()
I'm guessing you don't have long hair and are happy to get your hair wet everytime you step in shower regardless of how long it takes you to dry and style in then![]()
so you just wet, shampoo, rinse and shake and its just perfect? no "zsushing" required?Style?
so you just wet, shampoo, rinse and shake and its just perfect? no "zsushing" required?
I think I might just never talk to you again! lol (just kidding - you're stuck with me talking to you!)
Basically.......yes.
ok lol thats ambiguous .... basically yes you don't require any szushing or basically yes you're stuck with me
<and I just know you'll say both work!![]()
Imagine you are in an emergency zone and a plane flies overhead. A crate parachutes down. You open it and it's full of showercaps.
It's admittedly entirely my naive fault. It's an investment that must be protected. I might , however, campaign for more truth in advertising, or others might fall into the same trap of unrealistic expectation.well if they don't have polkadots and a pretty bow I'm not wearing them!!! Emergency or NO Emergency - a girl has to have SOME standards!!!
Oh I know I said in so many words that winter fashion was the one redeeming feature of the season, but I didn't quite mean the ghetto hoodie that I am rocking today. Remember when ugg boots were acceptable as day wear somewhere in the early 2000s? I'd so love to be wearing those to work today.
Day 2 of winter and I hate it even more.
There's an IGA on the next block to me and without thinking about it on one occasion last year, I went there in my moccies. Comfortable but mortified.uggies are only acceptable outside to the letterbox (and really TRY to do this when neighbours are not out in their front yards to see you please!!) or the washing line ... NOWHERE ELSE!! (unless you're in the back of an ambulance being rushed to hospital - but I'll need notes from the Dr to prove it!)
LISTEN TO CRIMMY - don't let me catch you making a quick dash up to the local shops in your uggies!!!
and remember - SOMEONE is ALWAYS watching ... now look into my avatar and repeat ... NO UGGIES NOOOOO UGGIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGGIES OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!
oh goodness I need some more choccie covered blueberries to restore my heart palpatations at the thought of you wearing uggies (shudder) outside ...