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jessy_girl said:
Only sometimes? It's my dream like 90% of the time, how sweet would it be to sleep all day and get back rubs and eat nothing but meat and be allowed to run away and hide when people come over that you don't want to talk to?
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It would be very sweet. I wouldn't like coughing up all the hairballs. That would not be nice.
 
Consuela said:
I'm at the point where I would gladly trade my soul for a fucking cracker.

The neighbours are having a nice BBQ too which is just fantastic.

Only 20 hours to go.
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I get hangry between my second breakfast and my first of many mid morning snacks, any God that makes me fast is not the God for me I fear, so full credit to you.[DOUBLEPOST=1428049897][/DOUBLEPOST]
reepbot said:
It would be very sweet. I wouldn't like coughing up all the hairballs. That would not be nice.
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I think it'd be a small price to pay for such a blissful life.
 
jessy_girl said:
I get hangry between my second breakfast and my first of many mid morning snacks, any God that makes me fast is not the God for me I fear, so full credit to you.[DOUBLEPOST=1428049897][/DOUBLEPOST]

I think it'd be a small price to pay for such a blissful life.
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A very small price indeed. But most other times I wish I was Hercule Poirot. Solving mysteries and being rich in 1930's England.
 
reepbot said:
A very small price indeed. But most other times I wish I was Hercule Poirot. Solving mysteries and being rich in 1930's England.
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I must say I find this immensely less relatable. I'd rather be a cat.

This one even looks like me:

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Consuela said:
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can you consume penis during your fasting?
 
Wow it knows me so well.

You got 8 out of 13 right!
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    For you, 1D is not just a boy band. You’ve got your mind on the D a lot of the time and it’s finally paying off! You make it a point to throw out fun dick facts at any family gathering and you’re loved for it.
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reepbot said:
You should do a 'What would @jessy_girl say' thread. It is all the rage!
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Not sure I could captivate audiences quite like you and AntiGretel could though.
 
iJake said:
She wouldn't say much initially, but she'd probably let some stuff slip eventually. You've just gotta give the information enough time to age well.
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Lol sadly accurate. Just ask the right questions and after long enough and with enough prompts I might mention something in a very roundabout way.

I'm going to give you guys an exclusive someday. I just need some juicy goss first.
 
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