You should. Some make me ponder, some make me laugh and some make me sad. I really like the way you write, it is uniquely clever. I would favourite every Tweet, but I didn't want to come across like a middle aged stalker.
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So ok my sister has a friend who has a gay BBF anyway this guy has been crushing on me for awhile (I know that sounds arrogant, and I don't mean it too, but he is always asking me out even though he knows I have a partner) ANYWAY he messages me today and says "Hey are you alive? I miss talking to you" Im currently looking after my grandmother so just said oh been busy with family stuff etc, he asked whats wrong, I said no nothing, just busy.... he offered me to move into his "mansion"... Umm ok, what do I look like? a Rent Boy?
Ungrateful bitch!
I am prepared to undergo gender reassignment if I can move into his mansion!!
You have to admit, for the last 6 months it has been absolutely raining men for you.
We loving Fabio?
and what phone did you get?[DOUBLEPOST=1423194374][/DOUBLEPOST]
I have yet to tell him this particular story...
BUT this guy, well I know many he has been with and I for one don't want to be a notch
Hahahahahahaha!I LOL'd just as much at your sync/think funny as I did this gif >>>>
Right you know how you think I am super hot uber cool tech head?
Well truth be known, while I am super hot, as far as techy I can't even work the DVD.
My sons girlfriend broke her iPhone 4, so I am going to give her my iPhone 5 and I have upgraded to an iPhone 5s, because the iPhone 6 is just too big for me.
You should see my iPhone 5, it has lived in a case it's whole life and doesn't have a scratch on it!
I love my 6plus... such a size queen
I am happy to notch his belt if it means I can move into the mansion.
Be careful what you say, you know he's a bit on the jelly side.
awws I love the bit about looking after your nanna
Yes, you should be rewarded with a mansion, but only if he moves out *before* you move in 
Haha, aw! I've got the biggest grin now! Thank you. I'm glad they make you feel things. (though I hope not too sad!)
awws I love the bit about looking after your nanna
He offered me a pizza, beer and a spa.... this is EXACTLY the same thing he did to a friend of mine, its his MO
You are going through a super hot faze, embrace it, because before you can say spankmynauggtyarsetillitspink your balls will sag, your nipples will droop, and you will need half a Viagra every morning just to ensure you don't piss on your feet.
I wish I could but my heart is set ....
Classic feeder.
It's all fun and games until you need a mirror on a stick just to see your own cock.
You can't go back to Big Chaps now!
Oh ewww! Whatever happened to meeting for a coffee? or drinks at the pub? but trying to get you into a hot tub straight up *warning bells* Good to know you can see EXACTLY what the go is!
Oh my God!
One, two, three back to me!
@bleachy_dude!!!!
@bleachy_dude!!!!!
My phone has finally synced, and I sync (you see what I did there?) something went wrong!
It seems to have only backed up from 12/11/2014!
I am missing 3 months of sexting, selfies and the worst thing! No Candy Crush, no Facebook, no Instagram, no Bank Apps, no Tinder, no Dogging apps (google it) no NOTHING!
Help me Bleachy!
HELP ME!!!!!!
One, two, three back to me!
@bleachy_dude!!!!
@bleachy_dude!!!!!
My phone has finally synced, and I sync (you see what I did there?) something went wrong!
It seems to have only backed up from 12/11/2014!
I am missing 3 months of sexting, selfies and the worst thing! No Candy Crush, no Facebook, no Instagram, no Bank Apps, no Tinder, no Dogging apps (google it) no NOTHING!
Help me Bleachy!
HELP ME!!!!!!
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