Hows this for fucken stupid....
I've been renovating in my thongs for like months & in the back yard is all this wire mesh, which occasionally I kick with my toes & luckily don't do any damage, always thinking I must clean that up... So today I kick it & cut open my toes grrr such a fuckwit - then I come inside bandage up my wounds go back outside & clean up the wire mesh & stack it away neatly which I should have done months ago

Meh, its lunchtime now, nom nom nom don't care
I've been renovating in my thongs for like months & in the back yard is all this wire mesh, which occasionally I kick with my toes & luckily don't do any damage, always thinking I must clean that up... So today I kick it & cut open my toes grrr such a fuckwit - then I come inside bandage up my wounds go back outside & clean up the wire mesh & stack it away neatly which I should have done months ago
Meh, its lunchtime now, nom nom nom don't care