General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Tee]

Hey Mutley, I had Temaz 10mg for the first time Monday night and had 7ish hours mediocre sleep and dropped 30mg of Phenergan this morning and got 11 hours. Why would that be?

 

[Miiiiike]

I think i have confirmed I don't like being a bottom... at all, so that a plus!

Hello Mutley!

How's your arsehole?

Don't even!!!

I'm laughing way too much at this haha

 

[Miiiiike]

Well it's hard, the heart wants what it wants and also consider the alternative of not letting yourself feel this way and being denied that. Not good right?

Even though you called me thing, I still wish only good things for you xx

That's so true, and good advice Thing.

 

[Tee]

That's so true, and good advice Thing.

Unless a pedophile says it.

Then its just 50 Shades of Wrong.

 

[Lucas]

That's so true, and good advice Thing.

 

[jessy_girl]

Unless a pedophile says it.

Then its just 50 Shades of Wrong.

Well that is definitely true.[DOUBLEPOST=1416223433][/DOUBLEPOST]

That's so true, and good advice Thing.

There is already a Thing around here, this could be confusing.

 

[Tee]

Well that is definitely true.

Or an animal fucker.

 

[Miiiiike]

Unless a pedophile says it.

Then its just 50 Shades of Wrong.

How about if a married man says it to a lesbian?

 

[Lucas]

Well that is definitely true.

I second that Thing.

 

[Tee]

How about if a married man says it to a lesbian?

Not sure how to break this to you, babe.

Lesbians don't like cock.

 

[jessy_girl]

Or an animal fucker.

Oh no what have I done?

Um, an amendment, my statement only applies when it is between two consenting human adults who are mutually interested for the right reasons.

 

[Miiiiike]

Not sure how to break this to you, babe.

Lesbians don't like cock.

Trust me with the 17,315 members of this forum, to pick 1 of the 5 members who doesn't like the cock.

 

[CaspersMum]

Anyone thinking about Xmas gifts yet?

What to buy for tha wife??

Does she have a Pandora bracelet, @Miiiiike?

 

[Miiiiike]

Does she have a Pandora bracelet, @Miiiiike?

Yes but she never wears it. She does like jewellery but I never get it for her as a surprise gift (unless she picks it) because I have NFI when it comes to picking it.

@MADONNA was pretty spot on about her needing a holiday though.

 

[shadow2]

Anyone thinking about Xmas gifts yet?

What to buy for tha wife??

Jewellery is always good, perfumes and lotions, tickets to a show she might like, your penis wrapped in a bow?

 

[Tee]

Last night!

YAY!!!!

I am off to support the tax system that helps fund CaspersMum's ever growing Pandora trinket collection. She is a perfect example as to why we need welfare food stamps, as opposed to giving money.

So who's keen to stay up with me all night?

It will be AWESOME!!!

See the night owls once I get to work.

 

[Thing]

sick of reading all the garbage in the other threads & then pop down here & the conversation is about cock

 

[Thing]

So who's keen to stay up with me all night?

It will be AWESOME!!!

See the night owls once I get to work.

OK, you chat away, pretend I'm reading & if you like you can make my responses for me....

 

[Miiiiike]

Jewellery is always good, perfumes and lotions, tickets to a show she might like, your penis wrapped in a bow?

A show might be good.

Again South Park taught me a lesson, that taking your wife to a musical always leads to awesome fellatio.

 

[Miiiiike]

OK, you chat away, pretend I'm reading & if you like you can make my responses for me....

Jessy has been posting, pretending to be you.