Does it say things like, "Hey fatty, get up off your arse and move" or "Don't put that dead cow in your mouth!" LOL
I need one to talk to me like that.
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I need one to talk to me like that.
You would be surprised how much watching the progress of your daily summary changes your choices.
Hahahaha!!! I need one that administers an electric shock every time I attempt to eat anything.
Briefly, good evening everyone! Have read last few pages (JESUS this section moves quickly!)... am lurking but busy busy weekend!
Like the free My Food Pal... It's brilliant for self awareness! I laugh at the trend diets -Paleo, carb free, sugar free... Eat less, exercise more. My weight fluctuates from overweight to normal (on BMI and scales, and how mother fecking tight my work pants get after being less disciplined) and a few days honestly logging normally gets me right. I'm a happy size 12 (40, 2 kids), an unhappy size 14, and can NEVER maintain size 10 for longer than 3 months!
Miiiiike
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See you then. I look forward to round 2
No, and my home isn't on wheels either if you can believe that!
Miiiiike
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You should copy what she has for dessert too...
Is anyone watching the Countdown: Do Yourself a Favour special on ABC?
Seems that I need to make a choice today. I can stay at the rectory and have water but no electricity. I can go to the church and have electricity but no water. Chinchilla is just not coping with the heat.
Was so hot this morning that when I went to put my lipstick on it just collapsed. I'm not sure what lipstickmelting point is, but the only other time it's ever done that to me was when I left it in the car in the sun.
Was so hot this morning that when I went to put my lipstick on it just collapsed. I'm not sure what lipstickmelting point is, but the only other time it's ever done that to me was when I left it in the car in the sun.
I am surprised you even considered applying lipstick on a day like today.
Oh my god, that sounds crazy! And here I am, complaining when it gets to 24 degrees, ha.
thanks for the reminder, I forgot about this & luckily for daylight savings (well lack of it up here) it doesn't start for another 30 mins
It's more like tight arsed pants... I have weird body, and have small waist but weight gain goes to ARSE. When pregnant, I swear each cheek sympathetically held an additional baby each. Makes jean shopping an issue. Big boobs, big arse, no waist. Cannot do low riders :-(
You are such a sexy priest.
The fact you are hot, just makes you hotter in my books!
Pick electricity and take water.
Miiiiike
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Central Coast is it?Ah ok. I'm about 100km North - so was just wondering
My anaconda don't!
My anaconda don't!
My ananconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!
You are so lucky to have a fat arse in the year where they are celebrating fat arses!
My arse is as flat as a fucking pancake! I have to buy jeans with really noticeable pockets to try and give an illusion of having an arse. My toxic and evil partner has been known to call me FB, which stands for "flat bum". I swear to Prisus, if he wasn't so good in bed and didn't earn so much money, I would leave his perfectly portioned cute as hell arse!
Stupid, stupid man!
It is never too hot for lipstick!
You need to keep them in the fridge till the heat passes qtkt.
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