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Trala said:
Same as usual.

I pissed a lot of people off, Bleachy sprinkled happiness everywhere, Madonna uploaded gay porn, qtkt prayed for us, Mike sat wanking while clicking "like"on posts and Mutley and Jordan fell in love.

Same shit different day really.
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Lucas said:
Too bad @Miiiiike doesn't have a computer at home! :p
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It's true. Most of the time I have my phone in my right hand and my left playing with my nuts.

I do have a 'like' obsession don't i? It's more my way of saying "I'm watching you cunts" but yeah, if you're bombarded with likes from me I guess I like your words.
 
mutleyp said:
Still feels like I have a glob of cum I can't spit of swallow at back of throat, but 100% better, Pred kicking in!! how was your pedi?
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Lovely!

My beautician is so funny. She was telling me this story, she was friends with this married couple and she was at their house having drinks one night, and one drink lead to another and before you could say Fabio McMutlicky it was clothes off and into a threesome. She said it was the one and only time she has ever been with a woman. She said she was laying spread eagled, the husband is eating her as dinner, and the wife has sat on her face! She said she was dry retching and choking at the horror, but because they had the music up so loud her cries were all muffled! She did the actions and seriously it was hilarious!!!

I was crying laughing.
 
Trala said:
Lovely!

My beautician is so funny. She was telling me this story, she was friends with this married couple and she was at their house having drinks one night, and one drink lead to another and before you could say Fabio McMutlicky it was clothes off and into a threesome. She said it was the one and only time she has ever been with a woman. She said she was laying spread eagled, the husband is eating her as dinner, and the wife has sat on her face! She said she was dry retching and choking at the horror, but because they had the music up so loud her cries were all muffled! She did the actions and seriously it was hilarious!!!

I was crying laughing.
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OMG :hilarious:

And you don't need a beautician, sis :angelic:
 
Trala said:
Lovely!

My beautician is so funny. She was telling me this story, she was friends with this married couple and she was at their house having drinks one night, and one drink lead to another and before you could say Fabio McMutlicky it was clothes off and into a threesome. She said it was the one and only time she has ever been with a woman. She said she was laying spread eagled, the husband is eating her as dinner, and the wife has sat on her face! She said she was dry retching and choking at the horror, but because they had the music up so loud her cries were all muffled! She did the actions and seriously it was hilarious!!!

I was crying laughing.
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well that explains her tuna breath!
 
Trala said:
Lovely!

My beautician is so funny. She was telling me this story, she was friends with this married couple and she was at their house having drinks one night, and one drink lead to another and before you could say Fabio McMutlicky it was clothes off and into a threesome. She said it was the one and only time she has ever been with a woman. She said she was laying spread eagled, the husband is eating her as dinner, and the wife has sat on her face! She said she was dry retching and choking at the horror, but because they had the music up so loud her cries were all muffled! She did the actions and seriously it was hilarious!!!

I was crying laughing.
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Omg, lol!

On an unrelated note, can I come over for drinks @Miiiiike?
 
Trala said:
Lovely!

My beautician is so funny. She was telling me this story, she was friends with this married couple and she was at their house having drinks one night, and one drink lead to another and before you could say Fabio McMutlicky it was clothes off and into a threesome. She said it was the one and only time she has ever been with a woman. She said she was laying spread eagled, the husband is eating her as dinner, and the wife has sat on her face! She said she was dry retching and choking at the horror, but because they had the music up so loud her cries were all muffled! She did the actions and seriously it was hilarious!!!

I was crying laughing.
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:jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:
 
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