I'd rather be shot.
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I want to say Prisus because I know that her hidden oyster display is the entrance to the higher netherworld, BUT I know MaGodda's lady lips would be MUCH better maintained and possibly not as hairy. I bet it smells like white truffles and lacroix.
so MADONNA it is.
Who would you rather be forced to blow at gunpoint?
@Consuela or @the Theorist ?
Consuela.
I just couldn't deal with Theo's sobbing post ejeculation.
MADONNA
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I'd rather be shot.
i'd shoot you in the face[DOUBLEPOST=1412932810][/DOUBLEPOST]
Consuela.
I just couldn't deal with Theo's sobbing post ejeculation.
rofl
With WHAT?i'd shoot you in the face
MADONNA
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I bet you $5 Theo just blew his load into a sock and is now curled in the fetal position sobbing like a 13 year old Bieber fan at a Bieber concert.
MADONNA
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I bet you $5 Theo just blew his load into a sock and is now curled in the fetal position sobbing like a 13 year old Bieber fan at a Bieber concert.
The Ariana Grande posters on the walls of his chlorine-stinking room are looking down on him and judging.
The Ariana Grande posters on the walls of his chlorine-stinking room are looking down on him and judging.
Oh my god I loveeeee you
What's wrong with him, apart from the car thing?
He's stupid and emotional. OVER emotional. There are just a lot of red flags.
And when I mean stupid I mean he's obviously lead a very sheltered life. And just THICK. I couldn't take him to pub trivia!
But obviously there are positives or you wouldn't be seeing him again. Would love to hear what they are?
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MADONNA
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But obviously there are positives or you wouldn't be seeing him again. Would love to hear what they are?
The sex.
The sex.
Is he in it for the same? Or falling in love with you?
And you said that you were getting a number from a guy you fancied then ended up with car guy?
Were you only with car guy that night to fantasise about the guy you really like?


MADONNA
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Is he in it for the same? Or falling in love with you?
And you said that you were getting a number from a guy you fancied then ended up with car guy?
Were you only with car guy that night to fantasise about the guy you really like?![]()
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I'm not with the other guy because he isn't as attractive, because yes I am THAT SHALLOW.
But we get along soooooooooooooo well.
Car guy is starting to get a little possessive and showing signs of impending crazy.
I had probably my first drama free birthday ever today. I'm glad I've moved on from letting "social expectations" get to me (I hate the idea of having parties, and getting too much attention), and I'm glad not to have had an earth shattering, hellish existential day just because I managed to live for another year. 

I'm not with the other guy because he isn't as attractive, because yes I am THAT SHALLOW.
But we get along soooooooooooooo well.
Car guy is starting to get a little possessive and showing signs of impending crazy.
Oh ok.
Looks ain't everything you know. He might be not as attractive as car guy but if you get along really well and stuff perhaps you should give him a go. He may become even more attractive to you as time goes on. Looks don't last forever but you are young and want to have fun I gather? But if you want a serious long term relationship choose mind stimulation over penis stimulation.

Car guy is getting possessive? Time to let him go then? What does your gut tell you? And I said gut not how hard your penis gets!

I'm no relationship expert though so you can tell me I am talking crap.


I had probably my first drama free birthday ever today. I'm glad I've moved on from letting "social expectations" get to me (I hate the idea of having parties, and getting too much attention), and I'm glad not to have had an earth shattering, hellish existential day just because I managed to live for another year.![]()
It was your birthday today? Happy Birthday Jake!

Take a dance with me to "Running Up That Hill" please.


I'm the same. I hate a big fuss and everything. Just wish me a happy birthday and let me be!

MADONNA
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Oh ok.
Looks ain't everything you know. He might be not as attractive as car guy but if you get along really well and stuff perhaps you should give him a go. He may become even more attractive to you as time goes on. Looks don't last forever but you are young and want to have fun I gather? But if you want a serious long term relationship choose mind stimulation over penis stimulation.
Car guy is getting possessive? Time to let him go then? What does your gut tell you? And I said gut not how hard your penis gets!
I'm no relationship expert though so you can tell me I am talking crap.But I do believe in following your gut instinct with everything in life.
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I'm actually 79 and looking for an unsuspecting donor.
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