General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[jessy_girl]

I'm not pedantic or fussy @jessy_girl I promise to be easy to get along with if you'll be my chef

Well you sound like the perfect... client? Is that the term I'm looking for? I just need to find a way to get both fresh and frozen food all the way to you in very little time.

 

[qtkt]

Well you sound like the perfect... client? Is that the term I'm looking for? I just need to find a way to get both fresh and frozen food all the way to you in very little time.

I'm only out the back of nowhere.

 

[the Theorist]

 

[MADONNA]

omg nnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Lucas]

Ooooh! Getting into the porn are we?

 

[MADONNA]

 

[Miiiiike]

 

[the Theorist]

IS THAT MY HUSBAND ZAC?!

 

[MADONNA]

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IS THAT MY HUSBAND ZAC?!

nnnn no gorl

 

[the Theorist]

I just really need a root tonight, not even gonna hide it guys.

 

[Sephrenia]

*knock knock*

No easy way to introduce myself (if you haven't had the pleasure before!)...

I'm SO pissed off! Had to get someone to retrieve a dead rabbit out of my pool today!

I mean really! Do I have to put up signs for rabbits to BEWARE! Vewy, vewy deep water ahead! Keep out!

#firstworldproblems

 

[MADONNA]

Had to get someone to retrieve a dead rabbit out of my pool today!

I hope the man that put it there isn't watching you through the windows right now

 

[Sephrenia]

Just scrolled back...NOW I'm horny too! Dead rabbit in pool forgotten!

 

[Miiiiike]

*knock knock*

No easy way to introduce myself (if you haven't had the pleasure before!)...

I'm SO pissed off! Had to get someone to retrieve a dead rabbit out of my pool today!

I mean really! Do I have to put up signs for rabbits to BEWARE! Vewy, vewy deep water ahead! Keep out!

#firstworldproblems

Hi.

Honestly, beats where @MADONNA required a hamster retrieved from.

 

[Lucas]

I just really need a root tonight, not even gonna hide it guys.

Why don't you come to @Lucas's house and we will see what we can do!

 

[Miiiiike]

I just really need a root tonight, not even gonna hide it guys.

Whew! Go get it man!

 

[MADONNA]

Hi.

Honestly, beats where @MADONNA required a hamster retrieved from.

Your arsehole? Treasured memories~

 

[the Theorist]

Why don't you come to @Lucas's house and we will see what we can do!

Oh.

 

[Miiiiike]

Your arsehole? Treasured memories~

Surprised it didn't bite your lip on retrieval.

 

[Lucas]

Oh.

haha! I am so sleazy.

Sadly in reality right now I am really tired and about to hit the hay. But I know the feeling when you get really horny you just can't sleep! Happened on Friday night when that damn @MADONNA posted that Joel McHale strategically covering the nudeness picture! I was nearly awake all night trying to snooze but could only think of one thing!

TMI anyone?