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This is why I'd never own one of the demonic creatures.
Couldn't agree more! they always have that plotting look in their eyes!
jessy_girl
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Please, I'd take multiple cats over a singular human baby any day of the week.
Just tell your parents you'll meet them at the restaurant but never turn up because you're watching BB, that's what I would do anyway. Maybe with a cover story of being sick.
Just tell your parents you'll meet them at the restaurant but never turn up because you're watching BB, that's what I would do anyway. Maybe with a cover story of being sick.
Reaper
BBBA Mafia
Starts at 8:40pm doesn't it? Maybe take them out a little earlier saying you've got something important that you've double booked, otherwise move it to Saturday or Tuesday.
Failing that, cancel it. Tell them you're getting too old for this Father's Day shit.
Miiiiike
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Damn that's F'd up!
So I went for drinks with "The guy". Second time. Went okay except..
The guy has a passion for fixing cars in his spare time.
He went into great detail about an Aston Martin.
I was like
for over an hour.
I only got home about 30 mins ago from his place.
I hope he meets a car-loving fag soon~~
OH MY GOD!
He sounds like he would be perfect for my partner!
My partner even has a scrap book of picture of cars he has found in magazines! He subscribes to EVERY boring car monthly mag there is, and he almost cried real tears when his favourite Mopar monthly mag got canned!
You're fucking my partner are you?!
Haha sadly Im not fucking anyone .... yet! Haha but this one is actually a friend, not a "friend"
MADONNA
Scalp collector
That's hilarious and cute. Poor brave Mr. Trala!
But does he love the cock?
Like I always say, claim explosive diarrhoea, no one ever questions it
MADONNA
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Miiiiike
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That's my excuse for work sick days.
They must think I have 'the shits' every 1-2 months.
It's good because there's no follow up questions - "oh how is the diarhhea going?"
Exactly! Just say got IBS, honestly no one ever wants to know, and plus you can't smuggle in the dildos internally if you have loose bowels, so
MADONNA
Scalp collector
I couldn't even bring myself to use that as an excuse, how embarrassing.
jessy_girl
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Hahaha yeah I was just going to say Mike is shameless in his diarrhea claims, a quick trawl of his posting history here would suggest he is a bit obsessed actually. But he kind of cleared that up himself.
The closest I can do is some generic "tummy bug" and let people fill it in, otherwise I'm too paranoid that everyone is just picturing me incapacitated on the toilet all day.
Really I just say I'm sick, I've never actually had to elaborate.
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