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HahahahahahAha!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1409605067][/DOUBLEPOST]I got an arvo today.

Hate arvos.

I do too!!! But means you can play in here for while :D[DOUBLEPOST=1409605201][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey so, I do the really REALLY cute thing, when I offend people without even meaning to, its really cute, yesterday I did a good one
 
I do too!!! But means you can play in here for while :D[DOUBLEPOST=1409605201][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey so, I do the really REALLY cute thing, when I offend people without even meaning to, its really cute, yesterday I did a good one

Teach me oh wise one!

I have this terrible habit of not giving a fuck when l offend people. It is a flaw l need help with...
 
Teach me oh wise one!

I have this terrible habit of not giving a fuck when l offend people. It is a flaw l need help with...

Me "You look really familiar, have we met before?"
Him "No I don't think so"
Me "Seriously, where do I know you from?"
Him "Do you watch trashy reality TV?"
Me "Umm of course"
Him "I was on one around 5 years ago, it could be that"
Me "Ohhhh was it beauty and the geek?"
......
 
I love the fact you don't correct my tard talk and allow me to invent new words.

Watching Today and they have a story on "icloud". Begs the question. What is this soundcloud l speak of?

Me "You look really familiar, have we met before?"
Him "No I don't think so"
Me "Seriously, where do I know you from?"
Him "Do you watch trashy reality TV?"
Me "Umm of course"
Him "I was on one around 5 years ago, it could be that"
Me "Ohhhh was it beauty and the geek?"
......
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
 
I love the fact you don't correct my tard talk and allow me to invent new words.

Watching Today and they have a story on "icloud". Begs the question. What is this soundcloud l speak of?
Soundcloud is a music site haha
 
You know how you think l am the coolest McCool in all of Coolsville?!

Well confession time: I don't even know how to work my iphone.

As long as YOU think you are thats all that matters, there is someone who has a soundcloud link in their sig on here so could be why you thought of that
 
Hey was it Beauty and the Geek?

Because the only thing that could make that funnier is if he was once The Bachelor or one of those reality Bondi lifesavers!!!!!
 
Hey was it Beauty and the Geek?

Because the only thing that could make that funnier is if he was once The Bachelor or one of those reality Bondi lifesavers!!!!!

Haha no it wasn't, he blocked me though after that... only reason I know it wasn't was because I googled Beauty and the Geek
 
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As long as YOU think you are thats all that matters, there is someone who has a soundcloud link in their sig on here so could be why you thought of that

Well while we are on the subject of my awesomeness, guess who has 7 Twitter followers and has been tweeting like a budgie on acid?!
 
Hey Miike

Besides downloading huge amounts of porn and stealing panties for your sniff collection what do you do for work?
Hmm well of course I don't want to be too specific, but when I previously mentioned something along the lines of ensuring the safe import of Chinese dildos, that wasn't a total lie.

As for the porn and panties, also pretty accurate for what I do in my free time!
 
Hmm well of course I don't want to be too specific, but when I previously mentioned something along the lines of ensuring the safe import of Chinese dildos, that wasn't a total lie.

As for the porn and panties, also pretty accurate for what I do in my free time!

Seriously, mates rates
 
Hmm well of course I don't want to be too specific, but when I previously mentioned something along the lines of ensuring the safe import of Chinese dildos, that wasn't a total lie.

As for the porn and panties, also pretty accurate for what I do in my free time!
Okay. I think I have joined the dots regarding your profile.

One more question.

Are you one of the Bali 9?
 
Hell no. I'd never be stupid enough to strap large amounts of drugs to the outside of my body for money!

It needs to be inserted anally if you want a chance at not being caught.
 
Hell no. I'd never be stupid enough to strap large amounts of drugs to the outside of my body for money!

It needs to be inserted anally if you want a chance at not being caught.

Sometimes I tell customs Im carrying internally just for a laugh.... and a full cavity search #yolo
 
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