MADONNA
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Wow reminds me of nickelodeons
LOL
I think it's some really half-arsed protest about Gaza.
There's about half a dozen soap dodgers and they're all sharing the one megaphone.
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I think it's some really half-arsed protest about Gaza.
There's about half a dozen soap dodgers and they're all sharing the one megaphone.
LOL
I think it's some really half-arsed protest about Gaza.
There's about half a dozen soap dodgers and they're all sharing the one megaphone.
And later the double adapter Im sure!
MADONNA
Scalp collector
inumeenu
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inumeenu
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oh I love this gif. you are the real wizard mutz. the gif wizard of the west.
Jam
I don't like it
Oh my God!
Always pick one up after my run
How can you wake up and run?!
Takes me at least 2 hours of procrastinating to get myself to gym.
Hey got a funny Bodybalance story from yesterday keeping in theme with yesterdays OT topics!
The voices in my head tell me too!
Did someone fart? Someone farted during bikram yoga once.... in an enclosed 40 degree room.... yeah was great
Get to Fernwood with 6 minutes to spare before my class starts so l thought l would do a pre bendy pee.
Walk in to the ladies room and the whole room STINKS of poo! I have 3 toilet stalls to choose from, the risk is calculated. I pick a stall, commit, pull down leggings, sit and OH MY GOD! Seat is as warm as toast! It is at that moment the horror sets in! I am sitting on the poo seat!!!! And the next person to walk in and sit will think I am the Phantom poo'er!!!!!
To Regular Ron and all those other destinational poo'ers, you do it at home or hold it. It is unacceptable to take the show on the road. That is why God created a sphincter!
Walk in to the ladies room and the whole room STINKS of poo! I have 3 toilet stalls to choose from, the risk is calculated. I pick a stall, commit, pull down leggings, sit and OH MY GOD! Seat is as warm as toast! It is at that moment the horror sets in! I am sitting on the poo seat!!!! And the next person to walk in and sit will think I am the Phantom poo'er!!!!!
To Regular Ron and all those other destinational poo'ers, you do it at home or hold it. It is unacceptable to take the show on the road. That is why God created a sphincter!
The voices in my head tell me too!
Did someone fart? Someone farted during bikram yoga once.... in an enclosed 40 degree room.... yeah was great
Ha!
I have heard a fart, but never done one.
Most embarrassing thing l have endured - l had just finished my last night shift and thought l would do a class, class was going well until my sleep deprived brain processed the instruction of prayer hands to be jazz hands!!!!!!
There is nothing scarier than a warm seat! Confession, I have NEVER in my adult life used a public toilet for that... I have doubled over in pain, but I have NEVER, I kind of want this fact printed on my tombstone, just for future reference
Same!!!
I mean there are way too many considerations!
* will l let fluffy off the chain before it crowns and my fart be overheard by fellow toileters?!
* will there be an audible plop?!
* will the stench morph?!
* is there a toilet brush in case of left over residue?!
And the biggest fear - will it flush?!
And who has sat on it before you? there needs to be a certain level of zen relaxation .... don't find that in a shopping centre/gym wherever
That is the question!
There were 2 people madly handwashing and looking very guilty. So while l have narrowed the culprit down, l am still not 100% of the poopetrator.
In the nature of full pooclosure, shift work does mix up my faecal evacuation clock, and l have been known to "drop the kids off at the pool" during working hours. But l ALWAYS consider my options carefully and never ever dump and run on day shift where you have full staff.
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