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Im going to get my hair braided and pick up some new bintang singlets in Bali
Its been on Hiatus as had to don my florence cap for awhile!
My Man Clam is so unused and dusty its got its own segment on a upcoming episode of antiques roadshow, watch out!
On the scale of Bruce Jenners face, Im probably at a Kardashians season 1
How are you feeling today? Have you been practising your yoga poses in the off season for webcam? Do you hate the general public yet? Can you change a post op ileostomy bag then go in the tearoom and eat a spoonful of peanut butter without a second thought?
Have a great time!
Good to hear you are still donning the cap.
If you can't get your man clam smashed in Bali you may as well just putty it up, get a colostomy and be done with it.
Happy to hear you're just hanging in there.
One two three back to me
On the scale of Bruce Jenners face, I'm probably at pre adams apple reduction surgery. While it hasn't yet manifested into fully blown acute BruceJenner Balls have turned into Flaps Syndrome, I feel today will be the day my immune system gets to decide if it is a fighter or a quitter.
I am up dogging and down dogging like a horny spaniel on a pillow baby!
Always did.
Absolutely. I can change a post op ile, then go into the tea room eat a spoonful of peanut butter while talking about the post op ile!!
Hey I have found a GBFF at work! He is a 50 year old CN and I love his guts out! My favourite part of the day is when we play "who would you suck to save the world?", and it is always choices like, Tony Abbott or Andrew Bolt or that cleaner with a lazy eye and the built up shoe or the sweaty counselor who stinks of stale balls? Oh my God, what is it with counselors who stink?! If you are depressed, the last thing you need is someone who stinks like road kill asking you to talk about your feelings!!
Anyway I am still loving nursing. I made the biggest med error of my life the other day though. Forgot x3 S8's until 4 hours after their administration time. Thankfully I had done my hourly rounding, but I still felt awful. We were so busy they literally dropped from my head! That's what you get for thinking you are too busy to make a daily planner!!
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Thanks a lot! I used to enjoy peanut butter, but not any more *shudder*
Hello my second BFF in the whole interweb!
Nearly time to get well and truly addicted to the BBB forums again!
Hey I am on level 531 on Candy Crush!
Ha!
inumeenu
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Its a day off for me!
I have had this burst of Martha Stewartness. I decided that given there are children starving through out the world, I would do my bit and not throw out the lemons that were displayed as a centre piece on my kitchen bench. And in honour of those poor starving children, I would use them (the lemons, not the children) and bake a Lemon Meringue Pie .
As I type I have a pastry flan, which looks like it has been shot with tiny bullets, cooling on my kitchen bench and a glass bowel filled with a sticky gooey urine coloured mass, cooling in my fridge. My recipe says all I need to do now is beat some egg whites and some sugar, bang it in the oven and I will have a perfect pie. At this point, I can't see how that is going to happen.
I have had this burst of Martha Stewartness. I decided that given there are children starving through out the world, I would do my bit and not throw out the lemons that were displayed as a centre piece on my kitchen bench. And in honour of those poor starving children, I would use them (the lemons, not the children) and bake a Lemon Meringue Pie .
As I type I have a pastry flan, which looks like it has been shot with tiny bullets, cooling on my kitchen bench and a glass bowel filled with a sticky gooey urine coloured mass, cooling in my fridge. My recipe says all I need to do now is beat some egg whites and some sugar, bang it in the oven and I will have a perfect pie. At this point, I can't see how that is going to happen.
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Oh Honey, tis not a case of me not being able to, its a case of those I want to, there are logistical issues, poor @el'coopo in the last few weeks has been subjected to a few screen caps of messages I receive, poor thing! if wanted it done, could just glory hole it up, not my style, i maybe a scrappy mut, but I have class with a capital pink and white diamante K
That pre banana split introverse shaved ham recon stage is the worst! But at least when its done you can get back to scissoring Kris, so strap on that double adaptor and get ready fo' the fight!
Do you lick your finger and question "wait.... was that actually peanut butter... meh who gives a shit... oh room 2c thats who... holla" cos if so, thats anum material right there!
Haha Gay CN's are hair to the arse! who do you usually pick?
Which S8's? atleast didn't give it twice x3 and narc em... now that woulda been bad!
Daily planner who has time for that shit?
ohhhh and no i don't wanna bang your lemon, you could of picked a less lesbianonic fruit and more a fruity fruit!
Who is this new logistical man you speak of and why am I out of the gossip loop?!
Why have I not been subjected to these screen capped messages?
Oh my God is it inumeenu?! Because between you and I, I think he might be quite the logistical wonder - if you know what I'm saying.... Oh just in case you don't, just imagine something crude with a capital pink and white diamante K, then multiply it by 100 and you will have it.
Banoffee Pie perhaps?
I wouldn't know the first thing about making a lemon meringue pie. Although they are delicious. No connotations please @mutleyp
Haha Perfect!
Man? MEN! I do this amazingly adorable thing when I like who I can't have, its really cute! I have forced @el'coopo to be my hag of late, you my dear have been MIA!
inumeenu
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What are you insinuating? If anything I am prude with a capital P..enis...
been bordering on manflu for the past week, woke up this mane, feeling fine in my calvin kleins, meet up with one of my best girlfriends for coffee, all good, got home, punch to the head, slept for 4 hours, and want to go back, if i had IDC I would still be tucked up in my bed.... 
.... yes I'm a drama queen, deal wit it bish
.... yes I'm a drama queen, deal wit it bish- Status