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I have tears in my eyes
A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his penis.
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For fork sake!
 
Lord have mercy! How the hell did he get it there? Did he get hungry or something? Arghhhhhhhhhhh
 
Lord have mercy! How the hell did he get it there? Did he get hungry or something? Arghhhhhhhhhhh

What the FORK?

The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said.
It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.
The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.
"The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body, said.
 
the steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the international journal of surgery case reports said.
It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.
The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.
"the motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled an unusual urethral foreign body, said.

h.m.o.g.
 
[video=youtube;CcNo07Xp8aQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ[/video]
 
Are you sure amazing is the word? I was thinking more along the lines of FORKING INCREDIBLY PAINFUL

I have heard about someone who put a gerbera steam in there, and cut themselves up pretty bad trying to get it out cos it has reverse little whisker things... I dont know why you would even want to
 
Never heard that song before, but I like it! I'll dance with you [MENTION=29803]mutleyp[/MENTION] - you may have to teach me some moves though ;) :P
 
Never heard that song before, but I like it! I'll dance with you [MENTION=29803]mutleyp[/MENTION] - you may have to teach me some moves though ;) :P

Haha! Deal! strangely that song actually got me through a time, you think it wouldnt, but I kinda like it :P
 
Not sure how many of you are watching Australia's Got Talent, but as weird as it is, this one is a stand out for me. Rockin' song, and the dancing, well, think along the lines of Napoleon Dynamite lol

[video=youtube;XeE-d04h3LA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeE-d04h3LA[/video]
 
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