General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[foof]

intelligence quiotient well belo par or cant find the bottle shop

 

[foof]

hello slapperama

 

[foof]

need help i just made a tit on myself in front of a lady im in to

 

[aajptt]

Let me try and decipher Yoda speak

German scat lady/potential love interest is into methamphetamines/heroin

You ain't fond of that stuff and she has lowered your opinion of her

And you are really disappointed cause she was into the same stuff as you, cept being meth head




Sorry you said user so its either drugs

or you mean she is using you for your svelteness and cash.




Which one is it

 

[aajptt]

I hope you can understand that in your inebriated state, cause I just read back what I wrote and it makes no sense to me.

 

[foof]

spot on aa

 

[Tee]

Good morning, to my favourite box of Jatz crackers!

 

[la`cat]

I hope you can understand that in your inebriated state, cause I just read back what I wrote and it makes no sense to me.

Nope...that was what I as seeing too.

 

[la`cat]

Good morning, to my favourite box of Jatz crackers!

Morning

 

[Tee]

Morning

I wasn't talking to you...

Ha!

 

[la`cat]

I wasn't talking to you...

Ha!

should I feel smitted ???

you got an offer in one of the threads....LOL


dunno why I am smiling...I have the gym soon

 

[el'coopo]

I hope you can understand that in your inebriated state, cause I just read back what I wrote and it makes no sense to me.

your yoda speak translation, good it is

 

[Tee]

should I feel smitted ???

you got an offer in one of the threads....LOL


dunno why I am smiling...I have the gym soon

Same.

I am still laying in bed.

My mental plan, put clean sheets on my bed, clean the house, go to gym, meet a girlfriend at the local deli on Ocean St for cake and gossip, finish off an assignment, walk the dog, then enjoy the remainder of my afternoon with you clowns.

Sadly I seem to me working my mental plan backwards.

Hey do you do Zumba?

 

[Tee]

your yoda speak translation, good it is

Is that your baby?

 

[el'coopo]

Is that your baby?

The black lady? no. The cutie with the pink sunnies? yes

 

[la`cat]

Same.

I am still laying in bed.

My mental plan, put clean sheets on my bed, clean the house, go to gym, meet a girlfriend at the local deli on Ocean St for cake and gossip, finish off an assignment, walk the dog, then enjoy the remainder of my afternoon with you clowns.

Sadly I seem to me working my mental plan backwards.

Hey do you do Zumba?

Not where I go. All supervised weights cardio etc. I love it and do work up a sweat. Good for me, but I am not a gym junkie

 

[Tee]

The black lady? no. The cutie with the pink sunnies? yes

Oh well produced!

What's her name?

 

[Tee]

Not where I go. All supervised weights cardio etc. I love it and do work up a sweat. Good for me, but I am not a gym junkie

You must put Zumba on your bucket list!

You simply can not do it without smiling!

 

[la`cat]

You must put Zumba on your bucket list!

You simply can not do it without smiling!

smiling is good........but it does so increase the wrinkles

 

[Tee]

smiling is good........but it does so increase the wrinkles

Oh you silly thing!

That is why God created botox!