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What would you do with 100 million.

I would give everyone money except my sister in law cause she is a biatch who has a matching Mullet with her uber bogan husband.

Then I would get Antonia Kidman to be my wet nurse cause I'm over breastfeeding.
 
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Ohhh what WOULDNT I do with 100 million :P Bahaha Biatch sister in law with mullet!

But pay Antonia not to speak through her nose too!
 
mutleyp said:
At lunch time today I brought a slinky! Bitches be jealousssss
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Nah, no jealousy here. We've got the rainbow plastic ones and they are a bitch to get back into their original position after the kids go crazy with them.

Speaking of my kiddies, I'll fill you all in on my convo with Mr 3 this morning - I had just given him some choc milk in a cup:
Mr 3 - get me a straw!
Me - excuse me?
Mr 3 - straw please mum
much better, I get him a straw
Mr 3 - dank doop my lady (dank doop = thank you)
Me - awww :)

I have no idea where My lady came from, but it sure beats the usual fart face that he calls just about everyone! boys!:p
 
el'coopo said:
Nah, no jealousy here. We've got the rainbow plastic ones and they are a bitch to get back into their original position after the kids go crazy with them.

Speaking of my kiddies, I'll fill you all in on my convo with Mr 3 this morning - I had just given him some choc milk in a cup:
Mr 3 - get me a straw!
Me - excuse me?
Mr 3 - straw please mum
much better, I get him a straw
Mr 3 - dank doop my lady (dank doop = thank you)
Me - awww :)

I have no idea where My lady came from, but it sure beats the usual fart face that he calls just about everyone! boys!:p
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Haha mine is rainbow too!!

Aww he is adorable Coops!! Although I do enjoy fart face! :P
 
mutleyp said:
Haha mine is rainbow too!!

Aww he is adorable Coops!! Although I do enjoy fart face! :P
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yeah, fart face is real funny:rolleyes: Even better is when we are doing the groceries & he is sitting in the kid seat, saying in his loudest voice "I do fart on you mum!"Then will blow a raspberry on my arm, which I can't move, cos I'm pushing the trolley. Then he'll giggle for a bit yelling "I done fart on mummy!" I swear he saves it all up for when we are out in public!
 
el'coopo said:
yeah, fart face is real funny:rolleyes: Even better is when we are doing the groceries & he is sitting in the kid seat, saying in his loudest voice "I do fart on you mum!"Then will blow a raspberry on my arm, which I can't move, cos I'm pushing the trolley. Then he'll giggle for a bit yelling "I done fart on mummy!" I swear he saves it all up for when we are out in public!
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LMAO Sorry but its adorbs!
 
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Evening Mut, The, pene & my lady haha.

Too cute [MENTION=24065]el'coopo[/MENTION]! Pity they grow up into smelly, grunting, farting (for real) eating machines to whom "room and board" is a foreign language and washing machines merely a piece of furniture.

Hey, speaking of boys, mine have bows tonight. I am waiting for someone to lose an eye.
 
bonnie said:
Evening Mut, The, pene & my lady haha.

Too cute [MENTION=24065]el'coopo[/MENTION]! Pity they grow up into smelly, grunting, farting (for real) eating machines to whom "room and board" is a foreign language and washing machines merely a piece of furniture.

Hey, speaking of boys, mine have bows tonight. I am waiting for someone to lose an eye.
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Evening Bonnie, which boys have bows? Packers???
 
mutleyp said:
Evening Bonnie, which boys have bows? Packers???
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haha no the two legged boys, told you that fox would be dead meat. Only problem is that, by the time they learn the fine art of archery, the fox will be dead of old age. You sunbaking this arvo? Is boiling here!
 
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