Poor random nighttime drunken guy, got him to give you a weather and beach conditions forecast.
At least the neighbour didn't make a skin suit out of your hot arse.
Don't talk to strangers didn't your mum say that?
My name is the initials of my spawn, awesomely ambiguous so I don't get dirty pm`s.
2 hours south of the Goldie is where I want to be except my backwards relos are there
What's this? Dirty pm's you say? I thought we were just posting all out in the open?


And yep, it is backwards central south of the goldie
