General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[hooleydooley]

Hey @Trala I really hope you will be ok - that is scary shit! Never would wish that bad shit on anyone - unless they infected me!

 

[Trala]

Good morning Team!

Thanks for the needlestick support!

The patient was super low risk. I am not one to stress over things I can't control. So what will be, will be.

I have however learned the hard way to never take my eyes off the needle tip before disposing!

 

[el'coopo]

@Trala omg! How scary! Hope all the tests come back clear xx

 

[Trala]

How are you?!

I miss your ferret like face!!!!!

 

[el'coopo]

How are you?!

I miss your ferret like face!!!!!

I am fab.u.lous

 

[el'coopo]

On hold with the bank "support" line for 31 mins & counting .......

 

[MADONNA]

I saw the most FABULOUS cock at work, @the Theorist , THIS CLOSE || to asking if I could take a photo.

 

[MADONNA]

On hold with the bank "support" line for 31 mins & counting .......

RIP

 

[the Theorist]

I saw the most FABULOUS cock at work, @the Theorist , THIS CLOSE || to asking if I could take a photo.

hnnnnnngg

 

[el'coopo]

I saw the most FABULOUS cock at work, @the Theorist , THIS CLOSE || to asking if I could take a photo.

Wait, hold up, you work on a farm now?:conf:

 

[MADONNA]

hnnnnnngg

He comes in just "looking around" and I thought he was wearing jeans, but they were made out of really loose spandex, so I was staring at his arse as it left LITTLE to the IMAGINATION. I walked by him and go "sorry but what kind of pants are those?" and he TURNS AROUND and I could see every last detail.

Anyhow, he is chatting to me and then moves his hand and goes "oh, looks like I'm getting a little excited" and is RUBBING his BONER which is RUNNING down his right thigh. WELL, it was stretching the material so much I could pretty much see everything, he was like "do you think people would like this?" and "I cant go outside now, I'll stay in here a while". I suggested he go into the staff toilet and knock one out (I was obviously going to SHUT THE FRONT GATE and JOIN) but he got a phone call, got soft and left

 

[MADONNA]

Oh and I told him there were no other "punters" because I didn't want them rooting him and not me.

Cock blocking bitch tbh

 

[Miiiiike]

Good morning.

- I really dislike Sandra.

- can't stop laughing at this line from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia "your breath smells like an old lady fart that passed through an onion"

- StoneDine frypans can suck my balls.

- I like rain.

 

[the Theorist]

Unffff @MADONNA srsly how do you even GET a job like that?

 

[jessy_girl]

Good morning.

- I really dislike Sandra.

- can't stop laughing at this line from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia "your breath smells like an old lady fart that passed through an onion"

- StoneDine frypans can suck my balls.

- I like rain.

The rain is ok, it's the cold, the wind, the flooding and the hail that I don't like.

And yeah, stonedine, so heartbreaking.

 

[MADONNA]

Unffff @MADONNA srsly how do you even GET a job like that?

Accidents happen, just ask my parents sis

 

[MADONNA]

- StoneDine frypans can suck my balls.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I KNOW RIGHT?!

They fucking suck. The $10 job I got from WOOLWORTHS has lasted LONGER than those pieces of shit.

 

[Miiiiike]

Good morning.

- I really dislike Sandra.

- can't stop laughing at this line from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia "your breath smells like an old lady fart that passed through an onion"

- StoneDine frypans can suck my balls.

- I like rain.

- Misleading bullshit eBay currency conversion. eBay shows me conversion from USD to AUD will be $683 - but charged total $711 at paypal checkout. Show the paypal price cunts, that's the only way people not in the stone age pay.

 

[Miiiiike]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I KNOW RIGHT?!

They fucking suck. The $10 job I got from WOOLWORTHS has lasted LONGER than those pieces of shit.

Worked well for about a week, Eggs slid around the pan like the TV ad, after that it's fucked.

I've been using a cast iron pan from a camping shop, best thing ever.

 

[bleachy_dude]

Worked well for about a week, Eggs slid around the pan like the TV ad, after that it's fucked.

I've been using a cast iron pan from a camping shop, best thing ever.

Oh no. I have been seriously considering getting some.