General O/T Chit Chat Thread

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Consuela said:
I don't know how you and @MADONNA did it. I tried various different combinations but I got 6 EVERY time.

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You are all the poppers, sequins, boa feathers, cum stains and prolapsed arseholes

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Oh man!

I can't play tonight.

:(

Its my partners birthday, so apparently the night needs to revolve around him!

I mean so he managed to find his way out of a vagina 36 years ago!

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!

Unless you are celebrating mine, I just don't get the whole birthday pi-lava!
 
Trala said:
Oh man!

I can't play tonight.

:(

Its my partners birthday, so apparently the night needs to revolve around him!

I mean so he managed to find his way out of a vagina 36 years ago!

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!

Unless you are celebrating mine, I just don't get the whole birthday pi-lava!
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It could be worse! You could actually have to watch the show!
 
mutleyp said:
Can I just say Im shipping @jessy_girl and @Illabeth so hard right now
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el'coopo said:
Should we abandon the thread for 5 & give them some alone time? Turn the lights down, put some music on...........
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Hahaha, oh this thread 🤣 I was even going to tell @Illabeth that she was in fact sexy, hot, ravishing and drop dead gorgeous as per her preference, lucky I didn't as I see that would've caused a field day.

We may live a happy life together, who knows, but it would likely not be a long one since we would subsist entirely upon junk food.
 
Miiiiike said:
😫 You think I'm 'more than incidentally homosexual'?
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I could be lesbian if I only had to receive cunnilingus, and never give it.

I always make a point of telling girlfriends, "if we are abducted by aliens and need to perform oral sex in order to save the world, you are going to have to dine on me, because I can't eat that", just so it doesn't get awkward if it ever happens.
 
Trala said:
I could be lesbian if I only had to receive cunnilingus, and never give it.

I always make a point of telling girlfriends, "if we are abducted by aliens and need to perform oral sex in order to save the world, you are going to have to dine on me, because I can't eat that", just so it doesn't get awkward if it ever happens.
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Yeah right, you'd be like

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If you're all going to ship us, I want you to come up with one of those weird blended nicknames they give celebrity couples. Glad to know you think I'm ravishing @jessy_girl ;) and our life would be happy, if not simply because of all the junk and the freedom from all the nagging that comes along with it's consumption.
 
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