General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[mutleyp]

Flirting with the barista again?

She wants me to flick her coffee bean, 100%

 

[MADONNA]

She wants me to flick her coffee bean, 100%

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Is she just giving you free coffees? She wants the D. Slip her one as thanks.

 

[mutleyp]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Is she just giving you free coffees? She wants the D. Slip her one as thanks.

Yep, go to handover money and its "Its on the house today", two for two! Lets see if I get the same tomorrow!

 

[MADONNA]

Yep, go to handover money and its "Its on the house today", two for two! Lets see if I get the same tomorrow!

You should totally bend and snap for ha.

 

[mutleyp]

You should totally bend and snap for ha.

Then she will know she has no chance, and charge me...

 

[MADONNA]

Then she will know she has no chance, and charge me...

SUCH a clit tease. Her coffee brings all the gays to the yard.

 

[mutleyp]

SUCH a clit tease. Her coffee brings all the gays to the yard.

Her life

 

[MADONNA]

Her life

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn poor bitch

 

[mutleyp]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn poor bitch

I feel bad, then I remember, free coffee

 

[MADONNA]

I feel bad, then I remember, free coffee

Maybe she just secretly hates gays and wrings out old tampons in your coffee.

 

[jessy_girl]

 

[mutleyp]

Maybe she just secretly hates gays and wrings out old tampons in your coffee.

I can only hope so! Mmm mensies!

 

[MADONNA]

I can only hope so! Mmm mensies!

 

[mutleyp]

EVERYTIME!

 

[jessy_girl]

Ok this is too gross for me. I think @Miiiiike would be all over this conversation though.

 

[Miiiiike]

Avoiding reading anything in this thread also now. Why have I had 2 people so far tell me I will love last nights episode? Don't bother answering I won't see the response until I've seen the episode anyway.

 

[mutleyp]

 

[Consuela]

Then she will know she has no chance, and charge me...

Just tell her that according to Kinsey she still has a chance.

 

[mutleyp]

Just tell her that according to Kinsey she still has a chance.

I surprised myself!

 

[mutleyp]

I won't lie. Readkñg the Ben thread links to Jamie's dick brought me here.

So yeah, hi!