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mutleyp said:
Ahh Vadge, you are so quick to judge everyone else, yet unwilling to show yourself, what does that say?
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OH MY GOD!

Vadge?!

How did I miss this?!

That is fucking hilarious!

I have literally just spent the last 5 minutes choking because I near on aspirated on drink after reading it!

Seriously!

Too funny!
 
Trala said:
OH MY GOD!

Vadge?!

How did I miss this?!

That is fucking hilarious!

I have literally just spent the last 5 minutes choking because I near on aspirated on drink after reading it!

Seriously!

Too funny!
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He wants a pic of me to use for his grindr profile :(
 
Trala said:
OH MY GOD!

Vadge?!

How did I miss this?!

That is fucking hilarious!

I have literally just spent the last 5 minutes choking because I near on aspirated on drink after reading it!

Seriously!

Too funny!
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He wants a pic of me to use for his grindr profile :(
Trala said:
Ha!

I am so devastated I didn't have the comedic genius use the "Vadge" line first!

Are you single?

I imagined you to be single, super SUPER fun and with a vagina and we both know how that ended!
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I am single.... Until tonight perhaps, got a "date" at midnight after work. Watch me get super drunk and make a tit of myself. I should live stream it!

Don't care either way, he is cute but we have fuck all in common. Bitch ain't got the time to deal everything AND a man.

And yes I am SUPER FUN. Come out with us tonight :P
 
Trala said:
Oh my God!

Had the most eventful day!

While I pretend to have the nursing knowledge of Florence Nightingale herself, the facts are I am a brand new nurse who has been nursing for 18 months.

Today I had to do an in/out catheter on a woman post AB's for a UTI - no problem I think. I read her notes and see she is a mental health patient, read a bit more - non compliant mental health, read more - non compliant mental health patient under the Mental Health Act. To non nurses this means force must be used when performing necessary nursing interventions.

Well nek minnut there are 4 wardies, 2 AIN's, 1 RN and me. RN tags me to perform it as it will be "great experience for you". So you need to use your imagination at this point. I have a morbidly obese middle aged woman with severe mental health issues, who is squirming like a fish in the bottom of a boat, who is kicking, punching AND spitting and is now screaming at the top of her lungs "YOU'RE KILLING ME!! FUCK OFF YOU PACK OF RAT FACED MONGOLOID CUNTS!!!! FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!" (IKR: who says mongoloid in this day and age but I digress..) So 6 staff hold her down, and the RN has now sort of pushed up her stomach, I am trying to perform an in/out catheter, while trying to locate a urethra which at this point is like trying to locate a pin hole in a mountain of squirming flesh. At this point it felt like an impossible task because a urethra can be difficult to find at the best of times on obese females, by adding the extra burden of a squirming, spitting and screaming woman, who was hell bent on not having what she so desperately needed done, I felt like I would fail her care needs, and to a nurse that is an awful feeling

To be perfectly honest by now my hand is shaking like a junkie on day 2 of detox, but like a miracle I saw an opening, I tried to gently go for it as quick as I could, and thankfully I struck amber coloured oil! YAY!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

I got High 5’ed by the boss and had lots of back patting and felt so happy with myself. However, worst part the ward test revealed another UTI, so I could be doing it all again in 7 days! Fingers crossed it is not on my shift!

Ha!

Nursing people! Its an adventure!

Best. Day. Ever.
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Now THIS is beginning to sound like a porno!!
 
MADONNA said:
He wants a pic of me to use for his grindr profile :(


I am single.... Until tonight perhaps, got a "date" at midnight after work. Watch me get super drunk and make a tit of myself. I should live stream it!

Don't care either way, he is cute but we have fuck all in common. Bitch ain't got the time to deal everything AND a man.

And yes I am SUPER FUN. Come out with us tonight :p
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Yeah pretty sure I don't, but keep telling yourself that, if thats what makes you feel better, also giving a guy a blow job next to a garbage bin in a back alley after midnight isn't a date, I would call you a whore, but they have the common sense to get paid.
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mutleyp said:
Yeah pretty sure I don't, but keep telling yourself that, if thats what makes you feel better, also giving a guy a blow job next to a garbage bin in a back alley after midnight isn't a date, I would call you a whore, but they have the common sense to get paid.
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No, that's called FUN.
 
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