Hi everyone and one two three, back to me...
Oh my God!
You can not believe my day!
Due to this stupid fucking site I have been running late every morning and sadly this morning was no different.
First I have to fill in some blanks. I am quite tall 178cm and I accidentally bought med black stockings for work instead of large, which means they are too short in the leg and I need to put on an extra pair of knickers over the top to keep the gusset (google it boys) in place. Okay back to this morning, I get up, shower, and put my stockings (without under knickers to save time) and bra on, get brekky and a coffee and get on BBB to catch up on the gossip. Apparently time flies when you're having fun because nek minnut it is late and I am not even dressed, so I rush to get my uniform/lunch and get in the car.
Get to work and within minutes I can feel the gusset of my stocking at thigh level, with horror I realise I have forgotten to put my knickers on!!!!!! So I spend my work day waddling around like a fucking penguin thanks to an ever lowering gusset, story should end here, but it gets worse!
My RN comes up to me at 2pm and says we are doing a Manual Handling education at 2:30pm, so can you gather up everyone who needs it marked off their mandatory training, get slide sheets and the hoist and meet me in D10. No problems I think to myself and I waddle around gathering everyone up and take the equipment to the room.
Get to the room and somehow I have been nominated as the dummy, which of course means I need to be hoisted and slipped around on the bed with slide sheets. Only one problem:- I AM NOT WEARING FUCKING KNICKERS!!!!!!
So then I have to come clean, because if any of you have been in a hoist, you will know legs need to be parted. This of course resulted in huge guffaws of laughter, not with me mind, at me, and by 3:00pm my new nickname became No Knickers.
I need a hug.